Where are the older lolcows? What happens to cows when they age?

[AnOminous]

There are several older lolcows over at Conservapedia, especially Ken DeMyer, aka User Conservative, a 50 something who goes on multiple 30+hour editing sprees just to adjust pixels on an image or copy/paste the same garbage essay all over the website.

I'm amazed anyone has spent that long doing anything on that shithole.

I notice they did fix one thing that flabbergasted me early in their history, when they had a tiny stub type article on Ronald Reagan. It's now actually well developed.

 

[Karellen]

I'm amazed anyone has spent that long doing anything on that shithole.

I notice they did fix one thing that flabbergasted me early in their history, when they had a tiny stub type article on Ronald Reagan. It's now actually well developed.

nothing can top the flying kitty article

 

[Mrs Paul]

Does Kengle count?

 

[AnOminous]

Does Kengle count?

Kengle is the strangest of creatures, a wannabe lolcow. He somehow lacks even the talent needed to be a lolcow, and is instead an enigma wrapped in something boring.