Where do you want to get Married? - Honey nooners only.

[Maiseisinthetea]

What’s your ideal marriage location? How about a honeymoon destination too. I’ve personally always wanted to get married in South Africa and then have my honeymoon in Versailles. That’s just me though,I’d much rather hear what you guys have to say.

 

[Steelersfan22]

CWCville

 

[Rand /pol/]

I don't want to ever get married because I'm not a wageslave soycuck like you.

 

[Maiseisinthetea]

I don't want to ever get married because I'm not a wageslave soycuck like you.

I volunteer my time and work for free though. I’m however very sorry about your disability,it must be very hard. <3

 

[Recoil]

No ceremony, in front of a judge, in town hall or the courthouse.
If my partner demanded a special $50K fairytale day, I wouldn't marry them. Simple as that.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I volunteer my time and work for free though.

>he does it for free

 

[ES 195]

Wherever your Mom wants us to.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

We got married at the courthouse and then went to Olive Garden for dinner, because skipping all the expensive wedding stuff helped us buy a house

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

Somewhere haunted like a castle or something where i can look like a bride and a ghost haunting the halls at the same time

 

[Pitere pit]

I don't want to have a fancy wedding. Just go to the court with my family and hers, get married and then going to a house just to party. There will be only my family(pa, ma,sis and the closest aunts and uncles), my best friend, her family(pa, ma, bro or sis, closest aunts or uncles) and she is only allowed to bring one best friend.
And the honeymoon, I will go and say Chernobyl, is not very romantic I know, but I love abandoned places. Or if she is more normie than me, maybe the Canary Islands will do the trick.
As of dresses, I will just rent one for a day. I don't want to have it in my closet.
The cake will be baked by me, I love cooking, and is kinda of my dream to bake my own one.
Music won't be that fancy, just some speakers on the home blasting Glenn Miller.
Dress code and gifts? Just look fancy but don't spend a lot of money in that. Gifts, they are themselves, and some utilities like knives, pots, some tool case... IDK, I don't give much of a fuck on gifts, I only want them to be there.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

mother's basement with my mlp dakimakura

 

[left arm]

At a circus, because everyone who gets married is a clown who deserves to be laughed at. I am no exception.

 

[Pitere pit]

mother's basement with my mlp dakimakura

But it will be clean of cum and crust?

 

[takemetoyourgrave]

But it will be clean of cum and crust?

Do dry cleaners accept biological hazards?

 

[the real heisenberg]

Why the fuck would you get married? It's not 1945.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Why the fuck would you get married? It's not 1945.

So you can finally lose your virginity, duh.

 

[Clop]

So you can finally lose your virginity, duh.

That's what rape is for.

 

[Maiseisinthetea]

Why the fuck would you get married? It's not 1945.

Embrace tradition,reject degeneracy.

 

[the real heisenberg]

Embrace tradition,reject degeneracy.

You got those backwards my good fellow.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I have simple tastes so a courthouse wedding would be fine with me, but at the same time I like trashy shit and love the idea of a super tacky 10-minute Vegas wedding officiated by an Elvis impersonator.

I know that the Taco Bell in Vegas has a wedding chapel but I don't think I could live with myself after making one of the biggest days of my life permanently linked to Taco Bell. Honeymoon at the Taco Bell hotel? Maybe.