where have I been? | update -

[zenith]

✓ sat in her wet clothes after 'swimming' in the lake, for several hours

✓ new planner

✓ no friday weigh-in

 

[neckyhamhock]

Spoiler: she's been at home.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

So she's not obsessed with swimeen anymore?

edited to add: ...and Becky's family got fed up with Amber?

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

First things first, she obviously STILL hasn't showered since swimmun in the lake. Hair is still just as greasy as it was in all the videos since then.

"We stopped to pick up something really quick to eat..." But I thought you didn't like fast food.

Those people who were sending you dick pix weren't men who wanted you. They were trolling you. I know you think every single man in the world wants your ass, but that's just more of your delusions.
So sexy!

That clip of poor Twinkie. She waddles now just like her neglectful "fur momma".

Why did she include a clip of her half ass mopping the kitchen floor? Like, why?

Wow, more weight loss journals and stickers that she thinks is going to keep her on track. *sigh. This will be gathering dust in just a few days.

I love how she just shoves the dog aside and it tumbles away. Such an animal lover.

Also:

Spoiler: Ya nasty

 

[andywhorehol]

if thats true about not showering after the lake im not even thinking about her hair think how bad the southern region smells/looks. oh god id hate to be a gyno

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

It's all coming together. Of course Amber blames her illness on Becky running the AC, then she gets out of a visit with Becky's family and has a day to binge, IF she can dodge Eric in the kitchen.

LOL that they had to stop and get something to eat afterwards when she packed that suitcase full of snacks and made Becky stop so she could get a turkey sandwich.

 

[Oh Hamburgers]

Oh man, I forgot about the suitcase full of snacks! LMAO! Jesus fuck, man.

 

[angelicbitch]

A 27 year old doesn't understand that staying in wet clothes while cold is going to get her sick.

ETA:
More journals!

 

[extra noodle]

How accustomed has Amber grown to feeling grimy and uncomfortable that she can sit in smelly, dirty, wet clothes sodden with lake water for a full two hours and not think anything of it? :horrifying:

 

[Azshara]

It must take much more effort than I imagined for her to simply change clothes. Like seriously how hard is it for them to just stop somewhere so she can change after swimming? Did Becky stay in her wet clothes too? I don't understand her logic.

 

[ADHD]

A 27 year old doesn't understand that staying in wet clothes while cold is going to get her sick.

It won't. At most it could make her more susceptible to a cold virus, but just being cold won't make her sick.

I can't actually blame her for not wanting to change around other people, but she still could have pulled off some sort of switch with a maxi dress and a dry cardigan.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

A 27 year old doesn't understand that staying in wet clothes while cold is going to get her sick.

She probably didn't even bother to bring a change of clothes. I wonder if Eric, Rickie, and Becky changed their clothes after swimming. She said Becky was hot, so I'm assuming she did. You'd think she'd take the hint. Her car seat must reek after having a wet towel between it and Amber for the hours-long drive back, and no chance to dry in the rainy humid weather.

 

[angelicbitch]

Funny how she opened her snapchat up to messages after people on Twitter called her out for not having it open - meaning that she couldn't have received any kind of messages unless she added all these people first. The same messages that she said were hate.

She also "doesn't read YT comments", can't DM her on Twitter unless she follows you, and has said she doesn't check IG (least amount of hate there anyway). So, how did people send you those messages, Amber?

 

[Azshara]

Funny how she opened her snapchat up to messages after people on Twitter called her out for not having it open - meaning that she couldn't have received any kind of messages unless she added all these people first. The same messages that she said were hate.

She also "doesn't read YT comments", can't DM her on Twitter unless she follows you, and has said she doesn't check IG (least amount of hate there anyway). So, how did people send you those messages, Amber?

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I would love for her to just admit that she reads here constantly.

 

[Captain Ahab]

She has the maturity of a 12 year old.

 

[WeightLossGoals]

She was sitting in wet clothes for 2 hours in a car?
God, imagine the smell of seating afterwards and she has stained it..

EDIT: Forgot to say hello. Long time lurker here.

 

[FitBitch]

Did anyone else notice how much teetering she was doing while rubbing that swiffer over a patch of floor to prove to us she helps out around the house? I wanted so badly to watch her fall over and see everything on the countertop rattle in response.

 

[JanglyLoudThing]

"I'm pretty sure I forgot how to vlog". Gorl, you can't forget something you never knew in the first place.

Who on earth stays in wet clothes for hours? I get it that she did not want to change in front of others but surely there was some place she could have gone to change clothes. The lake is surrounded by forest and bushes. She could have hid behind some bushes etc and change into a maxi dress or something.

Another journal? At this point she could give decent sized middle school a year's supply of journals, pens, papers, stickers and shit.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Did anyone else notice how much teetering she was doing while rubbing that swiffer over a patch of floor to prove to us she helps out around the house? I wanted so badly to watch her fall over and see everything on the countertop rattle in response.

She doesn't even get in the corners. I think it was all for show. In Eric's vlog, taken the day after the lake apparently, because she is sick, she mentions that Becky cleaned the entire kitchen, so there shouldn't be any need to clean it again unless her wobbly ass sloshed ramen broth all over the floor from her filled-to-the-brim mug.

 

[FitBitch]

She doesn't even get in the corners. I think it was all for show. In Eric's vlog, taken the day after the lake apparently, because she is sick, she mentions that Becky cleaned the entire kitchen, so there shouldn't be any need to clean it again unless her wobbly ass dribbed ramen broth all over the floor from her filled-to-the-brim mug.

Or because she felt the need to prove her haydurs wrong like everything else she pretends to do. Remember that time she turned on the shower to prove to us that she showers?