Where the fuck are all the alt-right punk bands? - That shit would be so cash

[Y2K Baby]

It just seems obvious. I like punk music but too bad it came from Britbongs so it's drenched in a lot of nihilist socialist faggotry.

Granted, alt-right shit would probably be gay too (doubt it'd be libertarian/patriotic, just lol Nazi) but maybe a little bit less.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The closest thing to it is probably national socialist black metal.

 

[King Buzzo]

Conservative punk is a thing, Fear was seen to be conservative with their songs about women. There's also Nazi punk. Would be close to fit the Buzzfeed definition if there was an article published about Alt-Right punk... And don't forget about bands that follow the "Rock Against Communism" flag.

 

[heathercho]

It just seems obvious. I like punk music but too bad it came from Britbongs so it's drenched in a lot of nihilist socialist faggotry.

Granted, alt-right shit would probably be gay too (doubt it'd be libertarian/patriotic, just lol Nazi) but maybe a little bit less.

I believe you're looking for this.

 

[Cato]

While I'm not alt-right myself, when I saw the thread title this Canadian punk rock from the 80's immediately popped into my head as fitting the bill (there's lots of debate about how sincere or ironic this is, but whatever, the same is true of most content on Kiwi Farms):

I don't want no foreign pricks to take my job away from me
My tax dollars paid their ransom
Would they do the same for me?
Now I don't, I don't want 'em in my home
I don't, I don't want 'em by me alone

They're commies, subhuman subversives, commies
They're human living curses
They got nowhere to go so let 'em go
I don't want 'em around so let 'em down
I don't want 'em around so let 'em drown
Let's bomb the boats, feed the fish

Gulls peck flesh from rancid stiffs decaying on the deep blue sea
Bits and pieces here and there, bomb them far from my country
Now do you, do you want 'em in your home?
Do you, do you want 'em by you alone?

They're commies, subhuman subversives, commies
They're human living curses
They got nowhere to go so let 'em blow
And I wanna not have 'em around
They got nowhere to go so let 'em drown
Let's bomb the boats, feed the fish
Bomb the boats, feed the fish
Bomb the boats, feed the fish
Bomb the boats and feed their fucking flesh to the fish

 

[Tism the Return]

Alt-right isn't a thing in the way that'd allow for shit like that much like all ultra-woke music one would expect only comes from exceptional individuals rather than being mass produced.

 

[The Shadow]

I thought the alt-right only listened to Wagner and Hank Jr.

 

[Rand /pol/]

I believe you're looking for this.

lol, that's mega gay

 

[Y2K Baby]

@Army Burger
I'd like a thesis on that negrate, stat.

 

[CrunkLord420]

Punk is lame, both the music and the obsession to be "punk".

It's really something to want to emulate a bunch of angsty GenXers who aren't really notable for anything except creating a heavily commercialized and cringy fashion style.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Punk is lame, both the music and the obsession to be "punk".

t.pig

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Punk is foul sounding shit for people who are shit themselves so I'm also surprised there isn't alt-right punk.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Punk is foul sounding shit for people who are shit themselves so I'm also surprised there isn't alt-right punk.

Wow, mean.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Punk is dead.

Also, it's weird to see you type more than two words at a time.

 

[The Shadow]

Punk is lame, both the music and the obsession to be "punk".

It's really something to want to emulate a bunch of angsty GenXers who aren't really notable for anything except creating a heavily commercialized and cringy fashion style.

The most important thing about being punk is deciding who is a poser and who is a true and honest punk

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You expect trad-life fetishists to form punk bands? You expect incels to have musical talent?

 

[Y2K Baby]

You expect incels to have musical talent?

I didn't expect socialists to either.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

To answer the OP's question, "if they existed, would you have heard of them?"

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Punk made by the right is just called thrash.

 

[Mr. A. L. Mao]

Punk made by the right is just called thrash.

This, punk is hella gay