Where the fuck is amberlynn? - Chantal doesnt know either

[Fascist Ferret]

It's been about a week since the queen of moderation has uploaded a video.

She is cancer free now though, allegedly, so she hasn't died from that.

Theres been plenty of speculation about whether or not demonetization is to blame for her laziness.

Poutine princess weighs in on the issue:


Speculate with me

Poll added

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Best case scenario, she's dead.

 

[itunes]

Alright so the first sentence of that wall of text was about Amberlynn. Thanks for the word vomit, foodie.

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

She's probably content enough financially for now that she doesn't need to make videos. Once the pressure is on, I'm sure she'll be back and getting hundreds of dollars thrown at her in livestreams wondering what happened to her.

 

[三字经]

Maybe she fell over and Becky isn’t helping her get back up

 

[Fascist Ferret]

She's probably content enough financially for now that she doesn't need to make videos. Once the pressure is on, I'm sure she'll be back and getting hundreds of dollars thrown at her in livestreams wondering what happened to her.

People have speculated that she will use this break so that her return video will get more views and interaction.

Lol what if she does a premier weigh in? (vlog | HOW MUCH DO I WEIGH? new scale, weight watchers & being honest)

 

[The Last Stand]

Either dead, bed ridden, in the hospital or just plain lazy to upload or update.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I have no idea where the fuck she is, but all I know is that the next time we see her, she will be MUCH BIGGER.

 

[FatalTater]

My guess is she's either eating herself into a coma several times a day now that she lives in a bigger city with more food delivery options, OR she's noticed that some of her videos are without ads on them and she's spent some time pouting before calling her close personal friend Susan Wojcicki to get things straightened out.

 

[Xenomorph]

lmao what smooth FAS-addled brain runs to chintell about Hamber

 

[ADHD]

I wonder how badly it pissed off Chantal to have people messaging her to ask about Amber. That's quite a lot of words to say "I don't know where Amber is and it's none of your business even if I did".

 

[Blue_Snow]

I'm betting on her being dead.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

She does this shit all the time. Manic uploads every day, followed by the “I need to do what’s right for me” cycle with the MWF episodes, and then she disappears for a few weeks. She’ll come back with some boring ass video blaming her absence on her mentulz and then immediately jump cut to her excitedly showing off her latest Torrid haul.

 

[Xenomorph]

Some of these Facebook hoes need to be put into some sort of addiction therapy they are jonsing HARD to see some 12 mins of boring content!

 

[BanalEntropy]

She's done this before. She'll come back talking about how bad her mentulz were, she'll be even fatter, we'll laugh, and the cycle will continue.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

If this thread was made a few hours ago, I'd say she's asleep. Right now she's eating and somewhere on the internet. She's not dead.

 

[soft kitty]

She's probably content enough financially for now that she doesn't need to make videos. Once the pressure is on, I'm sure she'll be back and getting hundreds of dollars thrown at her in livestreams wondering what happened to her.

She'd have a lot more money if she didn't waste on it worthless crap!!!!!

Seriously who is this financially irresponsible!!!

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

This thread is shit and you should feel bad for making it.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Where is this even coming from? She’s been away for much longer in the past. I can say with high probability that she’s lying in bed, watching TV, and eating garbage, while Necky is rubbing vicks under her nose and listening to motivational speeches to hype herself up before her weekly muff diving duties.

 

[ClipBitch]

It's been nice not seeing generic fat persons daily blog posts on the front page every day.