Where the hell is all the Reduced Fat Jif??? -

[DETH SET JUKA]

I swear to god there isn't a single jar of Reduced Fat Jif that isn't being sold for 20 bucks on Amazon, ANYWHERE! Why the fuck are all of the other varieties of Jif still on store shelves, but Reduced Fat is nowhere to be found?

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

FAG.

 

[The Saltening]

only faggots use reduced fat products.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Call me when it's extra crunchy that's out of stock. That's the one I care about.

 

[Twolegstillmidnight]

Did you make an account just to make a thread about peanut butter?

 

[Angry Shoes]

Real niggas eat Creamy Natural.

Also after doing a quick search Reduced Fat Jif has the same amount of calories as regular Creamy Jif (190 in 2 tbsp). However, Reduced Fat has more carbs and sodium. Also the fat difference is low (16g in Creamy, 12g in Reduced Fat).

Reduced fat foods are a fucking meme. Fats don't make you fat. Excess carbs and calories do.

 

[Chad Nasty]

I eat the booty like groceries and I only use reduced fat jif. I bought a palette in bulk.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Did you make an account just to make a thread about peanut butter?

Peanut Butter is pretty based tbh.
Made by a based black dude.

 

[Orion Balls]

Send me your address, and I'll mail you some.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

We don't take kindly to soyboy faggots in these parts! Move along, boy

 

[Twolegstillmidnight]

Peanut Butter is pretty based tbh.
Made by a based black dude.

But what kind of jelly do you eat on your sandwiches??

 

[MrTroll]

I bought them all and I'm selling them on Amazon. Sorry.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Send me your address, and I'll mail you some.

Can you send me a pizza roll?

 

[Rice Is Ready]

You guys ever make a choke sandwich? It's basically just a triple decker peanut butter sandwich, no jelly. When I was a kid we would try to see who could eat one the fastest.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

For me it's Jif Natural sweetened with honey, and I can always find it because people around here would rather starve than eat that hippie organic shit. Same reason I still have milk I bought back during the first wave of panic buying.

 

[fnaarf]

My immediate impulse before I remembered Jif is peanut butter was to honor kill you. Stop being picky and look for RF Skippy.

 

[The Saltening]

For me it's Jif Natural sweetened with honey, and I can always find it because people around here would rather starve than eat that hippie organic shit. Same reason I still have tard cum I bought back during the first wave of panic buying.

Some of the Natural stuff actually tastes better than the original. Since they cost the same I usually buy the Natural version of Jif/skippy/great value. Just has something to it that makes it better

 

[Y2K Baby]

Get chunky or die trying, faggot.

 

[Spl00gies]

Mate, it's GIF.
And you left it here, be more careful next time!

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Fassbender tales.....the saga of reduced fat jif scarce.