Off-Topic Where will Ahuviya go after Portland? -

[Feline Darkmage]

Let's face it, our favorite crustpunk is so horrendous and annoying there's no way Portland won't kick the lil Commu-Fascist out. Where to next?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He is never going to go to LA. He will go to Leith North Dakota which is a small town with an extremely large white nationalist population

 

[KingQueen]

Phoenix. Lots of California and Portland transplants there. Plus our Generalissimo can try to reclaim it for the Indigenous folks.

 

[Buck Bumble]

I think he'll probably go to Eugene. It's close by, and it has a relatively high homeless population as well as an oddly large tranny/dangerhair/"latinx" population.

Of course, the police there are also a lot stricter on panhandlers for that reason - but hey, Ahuviya doesn't seem like the type to let that stop him.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Six feet under.

 

[DangerousGas]

Deeper into his insane fantasyland.

 

[Ruin]

I desperately want him to join @flossman and me in Milwaukee. He wouldn't last a day.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

I'd pay good money and lots of it, for someone to knock him over the head & toss him into a boxcar heading to Mississippi.

C'mon. You know the tweets when he woke up in the deep south would be hilarious.

 

[chimpburgers]

In a cardboard box

 

[VLAD]

Back to the Bay Area.

Again.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Jail

 

[Loxiozzz]

As long as there are bridges, wifi, and cheese, Phil will survive.

 

[ON 190]

I desperately want him to join @flossman and me in Milwaukee. He wouldn't last a day.

He'd last 17 minutes at most.

 

[NumberingYourState]

Pine Bluffs, Arkansas.

 

[House Of Reeves]

Phil trying to live in Las Vegas would be interesting. Probably wouldn't last too long though.
What I'd really want to see is him try to cut it in Kansas City .

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

Hell

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

If Phil sticks to his migration path of the last couple of years. Phil will go back to California when winter comes and back to Oregon when spring arrives again. It is like some weird migration path of America's only known Translatinx-Herspanic Dodo bird

 

[Mogambo]

Would I get rated optimistic if I said he should move to Peshawar, because it would be hilarious! Especially given his recent wanna-be mujahid posts. I'd love to see him interact with real brown people. Knowing Pakistanis, he'd last about, oh... three seconds or so before someone got fed up with him and kicked his ass.

 

[Handsome Pete]

What do we know about Phil? He likes sleeping under bridges, and he likes burning bridges. A quick Google search for "US city most bridges" can tell us where he's headed next.

One moment... Googling...

My deepest condolences to the people of Pittsburgh.

 

[Ruin]

If Phil sticks to his migration path of the last couple of years. Phil will go back to California when winter comes and back to Oregon when spring arrives again. It is like some weird migration path of America's only known Translatinx-Herspanic Dodo bird

You have no idea how happy I am he'll never come to the Midwest.