Which cow has provided the most lols far this year -

Clones of Alex Jones

Deus Ex Wasn't a Game it Was a Prophecy
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which lolcow has provided the laughs and autism so far since we're though 3/4th of the year. For me it's Erik "Taz" Mokracek. A man who provided us with these beautiful works of art.

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GaryPotter

Please be patient I have autism
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Timothy Wayne McClelland II.

I've already mentioned that I have a history with that guy, albeit a small one. Seeing that he's such a complete dumpster fire of failed humanity makes me laugh.
 

Bassomatic

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ADF. Dude chopped his fucking cock off to spite us, and we only laughed at him for doing so.
This, by far.
Chloe set himself on fire, and KF got blamed but Phil literally cut his dick off to make a website that laughs at him, mad...making us laugh at him more.

The insane anger of people like Hirtes trying to be loved for abusing Chris. Chris himself, any of the cows.. this was a serious invasive non reversible surgery. To keep a lie going and make a website that he chooses to spend time on lurking.. suffer. How that works is baffling.
 

CIA Nigger

Not a fed, just a random object on the street.
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Phil cutting his dick off to own the trolls is going to be hard to beat, but Chloe Sagal's suicide and Hirtes sperging about Chris to the point of making up fake stories to get him kicked out of Bronycon come pretty close, especially the latter.
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

Youscatgetouttahereg-go-gogetthestick-getouttahere
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Stephanie Cienfriglia (100% sure I spelled that wrong) was my favorite. She has astral children with the ghosts of Richard Ramirez and Michael Jackson.

ADF. Dude chopped his fucking cock off to spite us, and we only laughed at him for doing so.

It's a tie for me. Stephanie has done a horrific 180 that's honestly scary to watch and only in the span of less than a week. ADF cut his cock off and now in his recent pictures with his new tattoos, tard obsession with the IRA, and general faggotry at his "march" (clothes, pose, cutout, etc), the regret coming off of him is palpable. He is doubling down on presenting as an absolute badass manly masculine man full of testosterone, while he knows Kiwifarms is laughing because he made the biggest goddamn mistake of his life. I know his cock and balls weren't that big to begin with, but I can just imagine the pathetic whimper and tears when he manspreads in his gangsta getup and feels the space between his legs and the air rushing into his regret hole.
 

Saigonara

I am here to yiff you
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Darksydephil, I suppose. This failure of a slob so far:

- Catfished by a Dutch hooker (Which was revealed to be a couple of Dutch scammers)
- Had his forum doxxed because of one general paypig harassing a Kiwifarm member
- Had his Twitch channel suspended twice
- Had a Spawnseat gaming chair sponsorship pulled
- Got a gaming chair company to shut down
- Caused a shitstorm within the streaming community by generalizing streamers as paid shills
- Had his Youtube channel suspended for spamming (LOL)
- Dropped by Curse
- Had a WoT sponsorship revoked
 
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toilet_rainbow

like a floof bomb in your face
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For new cows, Colt Seidman and Stephanie Cienfriglia (sp?) threads have been very entertaining and fascinating reads. The latter in particular has even progressed into horrorcow status.

For old ones, ADF. Definitely ADF.
 

Maiden-TieJuan

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For classis cows, always gonna be ADF.

New cows? I would say Stephanie/Sapphire Crimson Chin.....err, Claw, and her ghost harem of boypussys that she is SO GHEY FOR. Add the fact that she leaves piles of skin all over for her mom to clean up..... Yeah.

Most fun would be the PK/Glip/Eevee/Marl incident. This past year with her has been fascinating, to say the least.
 
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