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BradyBunchFan

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If you could meet any of the cows profiled on here, which one of them would you like to meet and why?

I would like to meet Tommy Tooter, but we would talk about music.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker

I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!
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hm, tough choice. I'd guess secretgamergirl or jake alley. Would be interesting to see what he's like in person and not on his constant twitter binges
 

Lady Pigroach

🐖 in a party hat
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DSP, so I can steal his collection of xmen toys and ridiculous library of video games.
Chris has a lot of toys too, but everything he has is dirty with tard cum and crayola markers.
 

Slowpoke Sonic

psychic water hedgehog pokemon (they/them)
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EDP - we could watch the Eagles game together and bawww when they lose to the Patriots / Cowboys
Gail Chord Schuler - kill jesuits in the name of Robin Williams and Trent's anus
Noodlesandbeef - cock and ball torture
 

Syaoran Li

They're Coming To Get You, Barbara!
True & Honest Fan
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If Terry Davis were still alive, I'd hang out with him.

Hell, after all Chris has been through, I'd hang out with him and buy him lunch or something while the two of us just shoot the breeze, provided he doesn't smell.

I would also love to be in a room with Todd Daugherty or Romeo Rose while they go off on one of their rants.

JesuOtaku, just so I can tell her that she looks like a female Joe Dirt, Vic Mignogna did nothing wrong, and that Shield Hero and Goblin Slayer are the greatest anime ever made.
 

Haramburger

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I refuse to incriminate myself with damning evidence of premeditated intent that the FBI will scrape just for the fleeting dopamine hit of airing my autism. Don't t○uch the poop, etc, et al.
 

Alex Krycek

Data Pagan &/or Cyber Vegan
True & Honest Fan
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Terry A Davis would have been cool to meet.

I don’t consider Metokur a lolcow myself but I’ve been a fan of his for years. Might be cool to have a beer or two.

Brad Watson to see if he’s willing to talk religion irl.

Trolls I’d like to meet irl: Clyde Cash and Sean. Moon Pals brought me so much joy.
 

The Big Vivs

just a simple maize farmer
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I would have loved to attend any of the lectures Gene Ray did on his stuff. That would have been a fantastic opportunity to pick his brains a little more.
 
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