Which cow would you like to meet? -

[BradyBunchFan]

If you could meet any of the cows profiled on here, which one of them would you like to meet and why?

I would like to meet Tommy Tooter, but we would talk about music.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Terry Davis

 

[Mender Bug]

Terry Davis

It was such a sad day when we lost god's latest prophet.

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Dylan Hafertepen. Totally just to have innocent, harmless conversation.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

hm, tough choice. I'd guess secretgamergirl or jake alley. Would be interesting to see what he's like in person and not on his constant twitter binges

 

[Otis Boi]

Keemstar seems like a cool guy to get drunk with maybe even Metokor.

 

[Jaiman]

Chris except more than I already did at BronyCon.

 

[Xanax]

ADF, so we could have weird kinky leather sex while Toren watches

 

[drtoboggan]

Phil just to threaten him and watch him bounce and squeak away.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Andrew Dobson to see if maybe he's a chill person off the internet.

 

[Sakamoto Gang34]

Dylan Hafertpen. I mean he's suuuuch an upstanding citizen right?

 

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

I never click these threads but I know there are zoosadists and in particular people who abuse cats. I would love the opportunity to be left alone with any of them for 5 minutes.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

JesuOtaku just so I can tell her I thought she did a fantastic job playing the Hitchhiker in Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

DSP, so I can steal his collection of xmen toys and ridiculous library of video games.
Chris has a lot of toys too, but everything he has is dirty with tard cum and crayola markers.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

EDP - we could watch the Eagles game together and bawww when they lose to the Patriots / Cowboys
Gail Chord Schuler - kill jesuits in the name of Robin Williams and Trent's anus
Noodlesandbeef - cock and ball torture

 

[Syaoran Li]

If Terry Davis were still alive, I'd hang out with him.

Hell, after all Chris has been through, I'd hang out with him and buy him lunch or something while the two of us just shoot the breeze, provided he doesn't smell.

I would also love to be in a room with Todd Daugherty or Romeo Rose while they go off on one of their rants.

JesuOtaku, just so I can tell her that she looks like a female Joe Dirt, Vic Mignogna did nothing wrong, and that Shield Hero and Goblin Slayer are the greatest anime ever made.

 

[Haramburger]

I refuse to incriminate myself with damning evidence of premeditated intent that the FBI will scrape just for the fleeting dopamine hit of airing my autism. Don't t○uch the poop, etc, et al.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Masao... Only Masao

 

[Alex Krycek]

Terry A Davis would have been cool to meet.

I don’t consider Metokur a lolcow myself but I’ve been a fan of his for years. Might be cool to have a beer or two.

Brad Watson to see if he’s willing to talk religion irl.

Trolls I’d like to meet irl: Clyde Cash and Sean. Moon Pals brought me so much joy.

 

[The Big Vivs]

I would have loved to attend any of the lectures Gene Ray did on his stuff. That would have been a fantastic opportunity to pick his brains a little more.