Which cows would survive the collapse of society? -

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I feel like this will probably be a very short list, but which cows do you think would be able to survive if society totally collapsed (like a Mad Max situation), and why?

Also, feel free to add in how you think some of them would die.


I'll start off:

Steven Assanti will book it to the nearest pharmacy he can find and will quickly OD on his first true love.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

I wholeheartedly believe Terry A. Davis would somehow survive. Even if he didn't, TempleOS would still be out there floating around, maybe even inspiring some kind of weird cult.

 

[Meowthkip]

FedSmoker is built for the apocalypse.

 

[Heckler1]

DSP has proven to have a Roach like ability to survive in general, and although he would most likely die on his own, I think his beggar ability might take him a ways into an apocalypse, before he died after doing manual labor for the first time in 20 years. Nothing he could do.

 

[skiddlez]

I wholeheartedly believe Terry A. Davis would somehow survive.

He's adaptable. He gets by living out of cars and has spent a long time homeless bathing in ponds and stuff. He's also not stupid (he's published his college transcript and obviously wrote an OS from scratch) so that helps. He's just fucking crazy but maybe being so dissociated would help him in survival, since an actual apocalypse wouldn't seem so crazy to him and he'd probably deal with that kind of stress well. And if all else fails, God will tell him what to do.

You're right I'm betting on Terry.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Barb would have some kind of Thunderdome built around her which Chris would throw people into.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

I mean, sooner or later, Randy Stair is going to finally reincarnate as a ghost girl fanfication character with superpowers and edgy unique guns and like a squadron of super powered edgy slut-girls and when that finally (read: never) happens I'm pretty sure that he'd be down to survive the end of the world.

 

[skiddlez]

Barb would have some kind of Thunderdome built around her which Chris would throw people into.

All the autists are fucked imo because they can't take care of themselves at all. The schizos might just make it.

 

[Y2K Baby]

All the autists are fucked imo because they can't take care of themselves at all.

They'll be cattle. Lowcows.

 

[Heckler1]

How long do you guys think Chris would last?

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Phil would survive, as would the majority of troons. Cockroaches never die.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

How long do you guys think Chris would last?

Probably not long, tbh. That is, unless somebody somehow mistakes him for an actual woman and he's sold into sexual slavery.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

I mean, sooner or later, Randy Stair is going to finally reincarnate as a ghost girl fanfication character with superpowers and edgy unique guns and like a squadron of super powered edgy slut-girls and when that finally (read: never) happens I'm pretty sure that he'd be down to survive the end of the world.

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I will bet on Venus. That bitch is pretty much a living petri dish of STDs and is not dead yet. If it doesn't buttrape too many corpses that Jar Jar looking thot is going to last.

 

[Slap47]

How long do you guys think Chris would last?

With the right friends he'll make it.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

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With the right friends he'll make it.

I can imagine it. It will be like Leon, The Professional but even creepier.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

What are the odds of Amberlynn losing weight due to the scarcity of food?

Better yet, would she become food?

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

What are the odds of Amberlynn losing weight due to the scarcity of food?

Better yet, would she become food?

Be realistic. She will eat the weaker cows first.

 

[BeanBidan]

Terry would do moderately well.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

What are the odds of Amberlynn losing weight due to the scarcity of food?

Better yet, would she become food?

If they had a medic, the could probably carve bits of her off at a time and she'd be kept fresh indefinitely. When it reaches the point she'd have to sustain her body on her fat, she'd probably be killed off for meat and edible organs, marrow, and then the icky bits would be used as animal/fish bait (I know fish are animals but y'know they live in the water and shit), fashioned into gardening supplies (bone meal is good fertilizer), or tools (bones off the top of my head can be used for everything from eating utensils to knives and spears to knitting needles). Stomach can be dried and used as a pouch. Fat can be utilized as candles and fuel for fire. (Taking all this generally from all the things that can be done with whales, as well as what many Native Americans did with bison as to prevent waste. I mean, you can still do this today with prey animals if you want to, but we have wax candles and metal knives now.)

 

[The Shadow]

MovieBob wouldn't survive. The anger is the only thing keeping his fat and beetus choked heart beating.