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Randall Fragg

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DSP has proven to have a Roach like ability to survive in general, and although he would most likely die on his own, I think his beggar ability might take him a ways into an apocalypse, before he died after doing manual labor for the first time in 20 years. Nothing he could do.
I disagree. I think that him realizing that his entire way of life (playing video games for youtube money) is completely gone would break him. He’d spend his last days in a state of delirium, mashing a controller in front of a blank TV and whining into a dead camera, all while slowly dying of dehydration.
Either that or he becomes some kind of jester for a local warlord. They make him play video games while laughing and throwing things at him.
 

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How is that any different from how he lives now?

Also: What about cow alliances? Surely some of the mid tier cows might form some sort of LulzVoltron in order to survive.
I think some of the ratkings might try and band together for survival (aka raiding other survivors for resources). They might survive longer in a group, although I expect Terra and Phil to get thrown out of the car within a week.
The Incels would probably gang up as rape bikers, now that there’s no jerkops keeping them in mommy’s basement. Given how psychotic most of them are they may be able to survive longer than many cows, although they’re also likely to be wiped out by a better armed force.
 
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Terry A. Davis is gonna be the only one to make it.

Although, Tooter does have a hell of an immune system from eating trash.
 
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Him and Fedsmoker should team up.
Meth Samurai's weapons proficiency, Terry's intelligence, and 'Smokers batshit insanity and leadership ability the trio would be near unstoppable. Especially if they built up a cult around them by bestowing the plebians their superior knowledge of God and Computers.

People would in fact follow them because its safer to go with them then go against them, because they're fucking crazy.
 

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Meth Samurai's weapons proficiency, Terry's intelligence, and 'Smokers batshit insanity and leadership ability the trio would be near unstoppable. Especially if they built up a cult around them by bestowing the plebians their superior knowledge of God and Computers.

People would in fact follow them because its safer to go with them then go against them, because they're fucking crazy.
I would watch this movie.
 

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Spoony would survive, because not even the apocalypse could stop his most optimistic fans giving him money on Patreon.
 
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