Which hand do you wipe yourself with -

Which hand do you wipe yourself with

  • Dominant hand

    Votes: 16 41.0%
  • Offhand

    Votes: 7 17.9%
  • Your mum's hand

    Votes: 16 41.0%

  • Total voters
    39

Nien Nunb

Eid, Redav, Eid
kiwifarms.net
When I feel like I have to shit, I buttchug a few barrels of industrial equipment lubricant and open my window, and the lube from my asshole causes my shits to literally fly out of my ass.

I've killed 43 dogs, 8 birds, 10 kids, and some old army dickhead, and injured countless. The cops can't stop me because my shit will kill them too. I grow stronger with each shit.
 

BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE

ポニー
kiwifarms.net
I don't wipe like a troglodyte in cave toilet. Shower bidet is doing the ass cleaning for me. Clean your asshole like you lived in 2020, guys.
Paper is only for when they cut the water, to clean off nasty ass shit the water cant clean alone and for outdoor toilet when camping.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I had my digestive system replaced with a nuclear reactor in ‘98. I only have to take one shit a decade, but let’s just say you need more than toilet paper.
 
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