Which hand do you wipe yourself with -

[nyess]

Which hand do you wipe yourself with

 

[Draza]

Your mother's.

 

[AnOminous]

Both hands.

And I don't use toilet paper either. I just drag turds out of my asshole with my bare hands and throw them against the wall!

 

[Rand /pol/]

I shit in the woods like a man, toilet paper is for Urbanites.

 

[IV 445]

I don't.

 

[Bassomatic]

> he doesn't use the 3 shells in 2018.

 

[ES 148]

I kill myself and get a new body every time I have to defecate

 

[Kari Kamiya]

What is this "asshole" you speak of?

 

[Y2K Baby]

I wipe my nose with a handkerchief.

 

[RG 448]

Dominant hand. I leave no room for mistakes.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I just shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Neither I use telekinesis

 

[JSGOTI]

What if I'm not some sort of fucking animal and have a washlet like a civilized human being?

 

[Nien Nunb]

When I feel like I have to shit, I buttchug a few barrels of industrial equipment lubricant and open my window, and the lube from my asshole causes my shits to literally fly out of my ass.

I've killed 43 dogs, 8 birds, 10 kids, and some old army dickhead, and injured countless. The cops can't stop me because my shit will kill them too. I grow stronger with each shit.

 

[Pissmaster]

I shit in the woods like a man, toilet paper is for Urbanites.

Good post for modern day's society

 

[BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE]

I don't wipe like a troglodyte in cave toilet. Shower bidet is doing the ass cleaning for me. Clean your asshole like you lived in 2020, guys.
Paper is only for when they cut the water, to clean off nasty ass shit the water cant clean alone and for outdoor toilet when camping.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I had my digestive system replaced with a nuclear reactor in ‘98. I only have to take one shit a decade, but let’s just say you need more than toilet paper.

 

[Romper Stomper]

i eat the toilet paper so it wipes on the way out

 

[LazloChalos]

Wipe?

 

[Foltest]

I let a servent wash my ass.