Which LolCow Blue-Balled You The Most? - y u no do more stuff

[Bad Gateway]

Which cow is your biggest disappointment? Maybe they learned their lesson, maybe they never blew up, maybe they just fell off the face of the earth, never to be heard from again. Jonathan Ross may be the classic example, Dayton Hypernova is an obvious pick too. But I was also super disappointed in Amanda Wagar and her pet commandosperg YukiRose. They really had a huge moment there, from complete obscurity to legal threats and even a shoutout on the livestream in like a month and then? Nothing. Huge bummer. I mean, you move on, but it's never really the same, is it?

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

I miss Kittystyle sometimes, dunno what happened but he was an amusing downward spiral to witness in real time.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I miss Kittystyle sometimes, dunno what happened but he was an amusing downward spiral to witness in real time.

That whole stream.me era was so much fun.

 

[Maskull]

I miss Kittystyle sometimes, dunno what happened but he was an amusing downward spiral to witness in real time.

For a while he had accounts popping up on every platform. I think he's found a place on some sixth-rate site but I haven't heard anything about in him six months.

 

[Neferpitou!]

Miss Yuki Rose and Mister Amanda Wagar are my favorite ones that just dropped out of Kiwi’s radar too fast. Yuki still shits up his twitter daily and the tweets are still outrageous but I feel like I’m the only one interest in documenting them.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I still wish humon did funny shit

 

[Arm_of_the_Lord]

Mumkey blue-balled me by staying alive

 

[Bad Gateway]

Miss Yuki Rose and Mister Amanda Wagar are my favorite ones that just dropped out of Kiwi’s radar too fast. Yuki still shits up his twitter daily and the tweets are still outrageous but I feel like I’m the only one interest in documenting them.

I check in on his twitter sometimes too, but it's kinda like We Know already. Now, if he actually starts POSTING these "self-defense" videos, we might could have something again.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Drumpf.

 

[Troonos]

CWC.

The "Jacob Sockness Ritual Anal Rape" saga would've been hilarious.

 

[The Shadow]

Ali and Jake Rapp. I miss their clueless millenial brand of self indulgent bullshit.

 

[Coelacanth]

CWC.

The "Jacob Sockness Ritual Anal Rape" saga would've been hilarious.

This. Chris is really boring nowadays and I get more fun from laughing at the orbiters who make video updates around him.

 

[Crankenstein]

Metokur.

 

[Bad Gateway]

This. Chris is really boring nowadays and I get more fun from laughing at the orbiters who make video updates around him.

But Chris had such a long run I feel like you can't be all that mad at...whatever the hell this is. It got too sad for me so I don't even know any more.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Mumkey blue-balled me by staying alive

He blue-balled me by not going back to pedo boy-lady and documenting their incredibly volatile drug fueled on-again-off-again shit show relationship until it eventually ended in murder-suicide.

 

[Shiversblood]

Chris Chan really blue balled my balls when I thought that Sockness guy was going to Chris Chan’s house by train but then Chris Chan told him not to come and he didn’t come. It was a blue balls type of situation. Hardcore style. Real talk.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Moleman9000 was amazing for a long time. Then in 2014 he became increasingly more and more boring as he realized how futile everything he was doing was.

Every time Dan Quinn starts making really good content again he ends up back in jail or rehab and we lose any hope of seeing him again for about 2 years but with age I think that’s over.

I’ve followed ADF the longest of any cow and while he used to be really funny now he’s mostly quiet.

 

[Wonder Boy]

Jahans, he deleted all his content and then eerily enough the day after I noticed a new blog post and posted it to his thread he returned on youtube and posted another "last hurrah" rant and deleted all his content again, this was about a month ago.

Pray 4 Alex