Which lolcow did the most damage to the Farms? -

Sicklick

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I already made a prior thread regarding ED, but this thread is more excluded towards this site. Who do you think did the most damage to this site? For me, I would pick either Vordrak or that tranny who self-immolated and temporarily got this site shutdown. Vordrak is just a psychopath who will use everything in his arsenal to defame, stalk, harass and abuse you, and Kiwi Farms being no exception to that rule. That guy is seriously fucked in the head. Even when Kiwi Farms got temporarily shut down (don't remember what for) his abuse towards Null only worsened just as a celebration, so he put the website back up in defiance. This guy knows how things work and that's probably the most dangerous thing about him. He knows how the mangled British justice system works and he will use his position to attack the shit out of you with impunity. I honestly don't think anyone has taken that much time to terrorize Null and his family more than he has.

Anyone else?
 

Μusk

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In contrast to cows actively destroying the farms, I think YandereDev is pretty effective passively with his fans shitting up his thread consistently. Not really a cow (maybe), but NotBasedNorRedpilled impersonating Null when he broke into Alex's E-Mail and stole the subreddit also brought them, and got the registration shut down for some time.
 

Meat Pickle

Meat Kaiju Rampage
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I remember in my lurking days reading of a now-obscure lolcow who took a dick-pic, posted it this site, reported it as child pornography, and getting this site removed from its first provider, Linode. Barely 48 hours after moving to a French provider, Gandi, he struck again, not only getting the site removed again but did irreversible damage to the archives of Farms and the Lolcow wiki.

Edit: Apparently it was Joshua Luke Buraczewski.
 
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Sicklick

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I remember in my lurking days reading of a now-obscure lolcow who took a dick-pic, posted it this site, reported it as child pornography, and getting this site removed from its first provider, Linode. Barely 48 hours after moving to a French provider, Gandi, he struck again, not only getting the site removed again but did irreversible damage to the archives of Farms and the Lolcow wiki.

Edit: Apparently it was Joshua Luke Buraczewski.
Interesting. But my point still stands that Vordrak is essentially the Daniel Brandt of this forum. Except he's FAR worse, whereas Daniel Brandt is just a harmless blue collar lolcow but this dude is a legit psycho. Although he has warred with ED too. Donny Long is very similar, and managed to get his articles pulled from here and ED (temporarily), but since he lives in some third world country in Southeast Asia, he can't really do much aside from give you some empty threats. Donny Long is like a discount Vordrak imo. Plus he was good friends with (((Ron Jeremy))).
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Well, since Smithie and Sagal were named already, I pick Dutch couple. For newfags (I know, that's rich coming from someone, who registered in 2017, but bear with me) here is what happened:
  • In 2017 DSP got dumped by his daughter girlfriend Leane, but some time later started teasing people with photos of some redhead girl, who people were suspicious about.
  • In December someone contacts Null and presents him a story, that she is Dutch escort and Phil paid her money to have her (in both senses) on weekends. Three times 3000/weekend each. Third time however he told her, that he can't pay in advance, so he asked for a delay and in the end refused to pay. Null looks into that shit and finds a website of said escort that was created 10 fucking years ago, so of course he goes with it and this thread is created.
  • Her account named Mystery Woman starts to tease people with all sorts of shit, like Phil being into some degeneracy and his love for being rammed in the ass by strapon. Looks suspicious as fuck, but people want to believe it, so they play along. Phil however probably for the first time in his life does something smart and refuses to address it at all.
  • After some time escort's account on Twitter claims that she got paid, but continues to give even more bogus claims, such as Phil raping a passout drunk girl and fucking other escorts. Sounds like obvious bullshit, right? But people still eat that shit, even if not so willingly as before. As that point all of this turns complete shitshow, many people, who just tried to ask reasonable questions were dunked on, but at this point some of them getting threadbanned. It culminates with submod giving, I shit you not, several dozens of bans in a span of an hour with the reason being "threadbanned 4 autism". Pure fucking embarrassment.
  • Then by some fucking miracle one man on Twitter, who likes to dress in a drag, recognizes woman from escort's profile and says "WAIT A MINUTE, I KNOW HER, SHE LIVES IN TENNESSEE". Guess what, people start giving him shit too, but next day he manages to contact said woman and she creates an account with the recent photos of her and asks just to leave her alone. Yep, photos from the "escort's" site were taken from some account, that doesn't exist anymore. MM immediately goes silent on KF, her Twitter account deletes EVERYTHING, then changes profile picture to someone else and says "THAT'S MY OLD ACCOUNT, I WAS HACKED, IDK WHAT HAPPENED". After being cornered with evidence, that account gets deleted entirely. MM changes her name to First Falcon and starts LARPing as a member of being already gone at the time Sons of Kojima, says something like "We could have fun together, but you decided to side with Phil, so fuck you" and goes silent.
  • Null and his gang however have none of this shit and DOX THE LIVING HELL OUT OF MYSTERY WOMAN, WHO TURNED OUT TO BE DUTCH COUPLE, THAT CATFISHED PEOPLE FOR OVER A DECADE, TO THE POINT OF FINDING PICTURES OF WIFE'S SNATCH WITH A TOY BASEBALL BAT INSIDE. I'm not joking! Happy end, but doesn't change the fact, that Farms were played like a goddamn fiddle for a month and could be used as a weapon against a cow, which is prohibited here.
  • And if you look at it without an extasy for the news about Phil being a fan of Ram Ranch, it was bogus as fuck from the start, like her website had really tame pictures, like the ones that people make for their FB profile, even though the hooker would probably have something a little more explicit. Even though "her" face was all over the website, she refused to even give a picture with a piece of paper with today's mm/dd/yy and I'm not even talking about the video. Her twitter feed was full of posts from another catfish and callouts from scammed people. Also, Phil? Paying for sex? When he wastes thousands on a fucking gacha? When he had Leane in his house, but preferred to jerk-off on his couch, even though the camera was on the whole time? Yeah, you see where I'm going. And because of this shit many good posters were thredbanned and shit on, so some of them decided to leave the Farms because of that, one of them was SirJamesDTech.
  • And as many of you may know, in the end DSP just presented his new girlfriend named Khet.
Here is the video from some irishman about these events. I still cringe to this day, when I recall that.
 
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Neil

THE CLEANSE HAS BEGUN
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Yandere Dev purely for the fact that he's the reason 95% of the newfag teenagers that join this site think we're the new Hacker Known as 4chan because some random faggot password guessed YandereDev's github password and claimed that Null did it.

The most "hardcore" thing Null's ever done is tell the New Zealand government to shove it up their ass when they tried to take legal action against footage Null archived on the site.
 

naught

I'm going to unlock all the achievements.
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When Terry Davis died and created this painful emptiness in many a kiwi heart.
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