Which lolcow email should I use to report for jury duty? - The online portal wants my email, but they can get fucked if they think they're getting my real one.

[Penis Drager]

For those few who still don't know: https://lolcow.email/
I'm leaning towards animalfetishporn.us but muslims.exposed might be a one way ticket to getting rejected for jury duty.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

godemperortrump4ever@gmail.com
Or
GeorgeFentanylFloyd@gmail.com

 

[Penis Drager]

godemperortrump4ever@gmail.com
Or
GeorgeFentanylFloyd@gmail.com

I'm still gonna need the login credentials, bro. Decent usernames but I'm asking about an email domain here. Fuck gmail.

 

[Mix Me a Molotov!]

I thought convicted sex offenders were ineligible for jury service?

 

[Penis Drager]

I thought convicted sex offenders were ineligible for jury service?

Unfortunately, my only criminal charge on record is a 647(f) which I plead no contest to. Being a drunk asshole in public evidently doesn't get you out of jury duty...

 

[Penis Drager]

This took too long, so I just went with whitegirlsfuckdogs.com

I'll check in the following days to see if they actually give me reporting instructions.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

just go with the classic
AnalTickler or BulldozerEnema, something like that

 

[Carlos Weston Chantor]

I use @hitler.rocks for anything work-related

 

[Thomas Paine]

You could just do jury duty like a responsible adult.

I'm sure they still let you make shitty threads all the time during breaks.