Which Lolcow produced the most milk in 2017? - An early year end recap

[Chiang Kai-shek]

With 2017 coming to a close, it's time to ask the most important question. Out of all the lolcows documented here, which one produced the most milk in 2017? Can be any lolcow documented her doesn't have to be one that was found this year.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't there a dude who actually does this thread at some point? I dunno.

But anyway, you can't beat @FuckYou for literally trying a mass shooting and getting cucked by a couch and getting the lowest score ever, despite being an obsessive Dramatica editor who studied school shootings apparently as his life study, then absolutely failed at shooting up a school he didn't even attend.

Nobody is going to beat this loser at being a loser.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amberlynn Reid blew up this year, pun intended.

 

[Black Waltz]

@FuckYou and @Allen John Jones III

 

[Viridian]

@FuckYou definitely produced the highest profile milk. That said, Wu has produced a fairly consistent stream, and Russell Greer makes a good dark horse candidate for Lolcow of the Year due to in person Kiwi coverage of his most recent lolsuit and his entertaining online tantrums.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

I'll give @Skylar Ittner 3rd or 4th place on this list.

 

[Xenomorph]

I nominate DSP fucking guy has his own subforum and produced so much drama thats still ongoing.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

DarksydePhil has got to be somewhere near the top if only for blowing up over 1000+ pages in the general thread alone. Not to mention the nonstop Sagas he's had the past year.

 

[LN 910]

Probably cheating, but Maryne Lahaye provided such a wild ride. "I'm strong lesbo, heads will roll for editing my comics!... oh wait, someone mocked me on the internet, better lock every fucking account I've ever made."

 

[14⚡⚡ weev ⚡⚡88]

I'm an unashamed supporter of the Briannu Wu for Congress campaign.

Any transphobic bigot that stands in the way of progress needs to be bullied. All hail Brianna!

 

[Kyria the Great]

Moviebob has my vote as the man had added over 600 pages to his feed in a year, that is an impressive feat.

 

[Jill Kews]

Couch Cuck, no question.

 

[Transvaalan]

DSP. Its fucking AMAZING how far he has fallen and what he has lost and how much he is screwed for just this year alone.

 

[KM 749]

Chris Chan applied under his @LegendaryChristorian account this year, and also had one of his most profound breakdowns in recent times.

For as much milk @FuckYou produced, I sincerely hope that we don’t have another cow like him appear next year.

 

[drtoboggan]

@FuckYou definitely.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Sam the Witchfinder man.

 

[David_cadbury]

I'm an unashamed supporter of the Briannu Wu for Congress campaign.

Any transphobic bigot that stands in the way of progress needs to be bullied. All hail Brianna!

I think we should hold off on nominating Brianna Wu until next year, or at least until the whole run for office phase resolves itself.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

@FuckYou is definitely in first place, with Kraut in a close second, Randy in 3rd place, and finally DSP in 4th.

EDIT: Damn it how could i forget @Allen John Jones III and Brianna Wu?

 

[WW 635]

Vordrak with his Autistic Legion of Doom, it's what the Farms kicked off 2017 with.


EDIT: Doesn't this also usually come with a poll at the top?

 

[TheMockTurtle]

@Skylar Ittner was my personal favorite this year. I particularly appreciated his organized and extensive documentation of his own autistic screechings. Null buying his domain and redirecting it here was a delight.