Which lolcow will die next? -

who will die next?

  • Boogie

    Votes: 40 24.8%
  • Spoony

    Votes: 11 6.8%
  • Lowtax

    Votes: 2 1.2%
  • Cooking w Jack

    Votes: 8 5.0%
  • Mumkey Jones

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chantal

    Votes: 9 5.6%
  • Amberlynn

    Votes: 26 16.1%
  • Yaniv

    Votes: 6 3.7%
  • CWC

    Votes: 4 2.5%
  • A munchie

    Votes: 7 4.3%
  • a rat king

    Votes: 19 11.8%
  • ashley isaacs

    Votes: 5 3.1%
  • luna slater

    Votes: 13 8.1%
  • other (specify)

    Votes: 11 6.8%

  • Total voters


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Catfishman23. He's totally lost his mind recently since even incel communities want nothing to do with him. I'm expecting an update that he's dead or incarcerated in his thread any day now.

As for relevant lolcows, Boogie. He's 45, that's around the age when things really start catching up with deathfats, and he's had a rough time lately.

Radiant Orchit

I reckon Luna; a dodgy batch is all it'd take.

Yaniv's looking sprightly and in rude health lately, and the Lich Queen will outlive them all.

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Voted Lowtax. If you look at his pictures from two years ago vs. today, he looks like a different person. He also has lots of health issues (e.g. spine), is a drug addict, is bipolar, and is fucking crazy bitches - I mean the man fucked some e-thot in his own home while his wife and kids were hiding in a battered woman's shelter. I'd give him 75% chance of dying within a year, whether it be from overdose, spine issue, murder suicide, or getting stabbed by some thot.
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Syaoran Li

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I voted for Boogie, but I'd say it's a tossup between him, Tommy Tooter, or Spoony.

Next tier on the list would probably be Amberlynn or maybe ADF.
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It's pronounced 'gif'
Frankly I'm surprised that Jack 'Two Strokes and One Arm' Scalfani isn't higher on your lists.
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