Which lolcow will die next? -

who will die next?

  • Boogie

    Votes: 40 24.8%
  • Spoony

    Votes: 11 6.8%
  • Lowtax

    Votes: 2 1.2%
  • Cooking w Jack

    Votes: 8 5.0%
  • Mumkey Jones

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chantal

    Votes: 9 5.6%
  • Amberlynn

    Votes: 26 16.1%
  • Yaniv

    Votes: 6 3.7%
  • CWC

    Votes: 4 2.5%
  • A munchie

    Votes: 7 4.3%
  • a rat king

    Votes: 19 11.8%
  • ashley isaacs

    Votes: 5 3.1%
  • luna slater

    Votes: 13 8.1%
  • other (specify)

    Votes: 11 6.8%

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pee on me
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Frankly I'm surprised that Jack 'Two Strokes and One Arm' Scalfani isn't higher on your lists.
its really hard to compare the chronically ill on the list to people who might OD or neck themselves because they simply decided to.

for anyone who was not aware, amberlynn had a UTI for like 2 months (maybe she still does???) and cellulitis which proved to be antibiotic resistant. I don't know the status of chantal's blood clot saga but i am pretty sure she is still on anticoagulants.
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Surprised munchies like sad walrus Paige or ol' poop in the wounds Kelly haven't succumbed to their fuckery. They must have Round Up weed killer for blood.
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JK Rowling

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I'd like it to be Morgane Oger. I would like it even more if his death occurred because Yaniv murdered him.


Charming Man
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Spoony is my guess.

Boogie has Beetus legs, but also a roof over his head that's guaranteed for now.

Over than that, I could see Phil getting beaten to death, or Russ dying in a really mundane way.


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it just takes one chinese twink looking for bareback orgies in sanfran to exterminate all the rat kings. isn't AIDS+coronavirus pretty much guaranteed death?
Well, if they're right that AIDS meds kill the virus, maybe the pozzed will inherit the Earth.

EDIT: As far as the poll goes, something like a rat king has the advantage. It's a broad category that includes minor cows most people don't follow (as opposed to a known quantity like Yaniv specifically) who could snap any day and 41%.

Syaoran Li

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My best guess is Spoony, Tooter, or one of the Rat Kings (my money's on ADF)

Boogie will probably be the next cow to die after them.

Sparky Lurker

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Br cow is trying to commit suicide via sodium right now:
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I hope it's Chris, I hate him so fucking much. He's the worst person to ever exist.
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Autumnal Equinox

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I'm still deciding whether Barb or HamberLynn will die first.

Taking all bets! Who will be the first to go? The dementia riddled redneck, or the sea cow with a whale of a tumor? You decide!
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Robo Sonichu

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Chris is probably gonna die homeless when Barb dies. Maybe he'll die from septic shock, from his :briefs:.