Which Lolcow would be best Dictator? -

[NeverHappened]

We all know Phil can't even have a utopia in his imagination. It's really a huge accomplishment that you can be so pessimistic about your ideology.

So, there's a lot of crazy shit they say about society. Would any of them have good policies that may make the crazy oppression tolerable?

 

[Ntwadumela]

Phil would probably be the best example of a dictator, especially with his fictional country Australatina's flawed government and his willingness to kick out those who are not Hispanic and/or Female. Then again, CWCville had some of the same problems too, so Chris would come second.

 

[Wildchild]

@Autphag. He's unstable, threatened to shoot up his therapist, and crazy as well as being dictarorish and is probably court ordered or whatever the equivalent is in Scotland to a psychiatric hospital.

 

[AnOminous]

Augustus Sol Invictus. He is batfuck crazy enough to be a dictator and actually wants to be, which usually makes the craziest dictator.

Also, best dictator isn't best to live under, but best at being crazy and evil so they can unseat Hitler with a crazy high score.

 

[S-chan]

@Autphag. He's unstable, threatened to shoot up his therapist, and crazy as well as being dictarorish and is probably court ordered or whatever the equivalent is in Scotland to a psychiatric hospital.

He's actually in jail awaiting trial for conspiracy to commit murder, but the rest is accurate enough.

 

[AnOminous]

He's actually in jail awaiting trial for conspiracy to commit murder, but the rest is accurate enough.

So he can write his Mein Kampf there.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

He's actually in jail awaiting trial for conspiracy to commit murder, but the rest is accurate enough.

Wait, for real?

 

[S-chan]

Wait, for real?

As far as I can tell from the court site, anyway. He really does see himself as a sort of Hitler in waiting, so him writing his Mein Kampf there would be nothing if not fitting.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Well, I know he thinks he's dictator material, because he's too retarded to realize he's too retarded to lead a knitting circle, I didn't know he had been arrested.


Obviously the best dictator would be Jon Sweet. Free sumptuous buffet food, China phone, and dorm living!

 

[CWCissey]

Ghost.

With his economic policies he'd be able to keep the middle class satisfied, the upper class rich and the working class satiated with JOHNNY WAAAAAALKER, BLUUUUE LABEL, meaning he's less likely to be toppled. Think Texas Pinochet.

 

[darkstar0854]

Chris-chan. If we elect him as a dictator, he'd be probably too busy using his PS4 to actually mess with the government and life can continue as normal.

 

[MagneticTowels]

Deeker

 

[ActualKiwi]

Augustus Sol Invictus. He is batfuck crazy enough to be a dictator and actually wants to be, which usually makes the craziest dictator.

Also, best dictator isn't best to live under, but best at being crazy and evil so they can unseat Hitler with a crazy high score.

Seconded. Hail Emperor Invictus.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Clearly Vordrak. In his unholy hellscape of what used to be England, anyone who he didn't like would just be labelled a paedophile and thrown in the dungeons.

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

Chris, of course! He's already a mayor, after all. Go for someone with experience!

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Null because all he would do is fap to now legal CP, ban insulting theads about him, and make dumb state funded projects like infinite next

 

[AnOminous]

Clearly Vordrak. In his unholy hellscape of what used to be England, anyone who he didn't like would just be labelled a paedophile and thrown in the dungeons.

Even in his weird fantasy he would be a shitty dictator. He hasn't even said who he would kill if he had the chance.

So #1 shit dictator vote from me.

@Null because all he would do is fap to now legal CP, ban insulting theads about him, and make dumb state funded projects like infinite next

He'd kill you! And I'd hold his palsied hand, weakened from constant fapping, to make sure he hit you.

As far as I can tell from the court site, anyway. He really does see himself as a sort of Hitler in waiting, so him writing his Mein Kampf there would be nothing if not fitting.

Prove it bitch.

 

[Lensherr]

MovieBob. Just reading his twitter gives you a first-hand look at his fascist tendencies:

One could also argue that his Super Mario Bros 3 book can be seen as his Mein Kampf.

 

[S-chan]

Prove it bitch.

http://archive.md/XRRVF
(the charges are just an educated guess, but the court date and length have already been established for certain)
(as for wanting to write their own Mein Kampf, well, that's basically what they meant Final Retrospections to be, before it got interrupted by another ward stay)

 

[Positron]

I'd bet on Marjan. He has a batshit retarded "ideology" to sit on which unfortunately resonates with the brain-dead manosphere, so I can imagine him having some political traction if society is crazy enough.