WHICH LOLCOW WOULD YOU EAT -

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Pick a random GG/aGG cow or furry cow that isn't obviously diseased, brain, because it would be a nice, light and dainty snack.
 

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Amberlynn would you supply you with salo for the rest of your natural life, so her
Hamberlynn salo is a keen choice.

All trannies are off the table (literally) because I prefer organic foods without any unnatural hormones additives.

I'll go with Bex because it's Kosher and I'm a good jew. Rump roast, slow cook it overnight with veg.
Alternatively: Sargon, because he looks like a little piggy and doesn't get much exercise.
 
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