WHICH LOLCOW WOULD YOU EAT -

[Null]

What lolcow, what cut, and why?

 

[JB 236]

Null, head, because

 

[DN 420]

Chrischan, give me the classic

 

[Desire Lines]

Amberlynn would you supply you with salo for the rest of your natural life, so her

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Onision, any cut since the salt on him has already seasoned everything well.

 

[Samoyed]

Amberlynn, head, because she thinks orange chicken is healthier than orange juice

 

[SpergPatrol]

Null, head, because

What are you chinese? Null is a dog not a cow

 

[PL 001]

None of the fatties. Too greasy, and I'd end up as fat as they were.

None of the beanpoles either. Not enough meat, and if I'm going to go cannibal, I at least want a decent meal.

Spoony seems about right. Plus, he's already marinated in alcohol so I don't have to do any prep work.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Pick a random GG/aGG cow or furry cow that isn't obviously diseased, brain, because it would be a nice, light and dainty snack.

 

[Null]

Amberlynn would you supply you with salo for the rest of your natural life, so her

Hamberlynn salo is a keen choice.

All trannies are off the table (literally) because I prefer organic foods without any unnatural hormones additives.

I'll go with Bex because it's Kosher and I'm a good jew. Rump roast, slow cook it overnight with veg.
Alternatively: Sargon, because he looks like a little piggy and doesn't get much exercise.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Monica Rial, rump roast, because it would really piss her off to know that she's actually going to be eaten and not just as a joke.
Also well fed.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Onision. Doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't smoke, and his strong vegetarian body is probably well marbled because he eats junk.

Edit: Cut? Anything that doesn't have acne.

 

[JB 236]

What are you chinese? Null is a dog not a cow

fuck off faggot

You, dick, because you a bitch

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

fuck off faggot

You, dick, because you a bitch

You're going to put his dick in your mouth? Gaaaaaay.

 

[Null]

Onision. Doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't smoke, and his strong vegetarian body is probably well marbled because he eats junk.

He's lean, you'd probably have to use a dehydrator to make Onision Jerky.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

null, so i can become the new king of the farms and enforce my horrible policies

 

[Clop]

Monica Rial, rump roast, because it would really piss her off to know that she's actually going to be eaten and not just as a joke.
Also well fed.

I'll have what he's having. I'll take the other cheek.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

He's lean, you'd probably have to use a dehydrator to make Onision Jerky.

I have a dehydrator. I bet he'd taste like venison.

Venision. Mmm.

 

[SJ 485]

I'd eat Terry A. Davis' heart so I would gain his unparalleled schizoid power and become God's new high priest.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

ProJared, he looks like a bird and he's cooked