Which lolcow would you unironically sex? -

[Quantum Diabetes]

It pains me to admit it, but I'd probably be willing to give shoe0nhead a week of tricky shits.

I'd buy a table dance from Shoeonhead and give her $10 extra if her titties actually jiggle

 

[El Sátiro Sordo]

Venus Angelic, PhilosophyTube and Brittany Venti.

Honorable mention: Lindsay Ellis.

 

[SecretChihiroResistance]

It pains me to admit it, but I'd probably be willing to give shoe0nhead a week of tricky shits.

Nah man she’s hot, she’s stupid, but she’s hot.

 

[White bubblegum]

Definitely Catboykami and pre-crisis Mumkey. Preferably at the same time.

 

[SecretChihiroResistance]

Momokun has it going on

 

[Mr. Bung]

Pixiteri if she'd take a shower first.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'd let Pokimane dangle her fupa on me and then use gfuel as lube

 

[Alex Krycek]

Maybe Lindsay (Long fucking Laotian name) she didn’t look too bad. Still fucking insane though.

 

[Bittersweetxo]

Okay I know everyone’s joking but imma be honest if onion boy looked like how he used to then I would fuck him. I hate him with a passion but he used to be cute.

 

[AutisticLoli]

YandereDev.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Aydin Paladin if she was manic. Bipolar people are hypersexual and a great lay when manic, hyposexual and really don't do anything when depressed.

 

[horrorfan89]

Any one that's naturally born female and isn't too fat, a little on the thick or chunky side isn't too bad hell a fat ass is good for something so long as it's the only part that's fat.


No post op tranny's or pre op trans men and no freakish hair styles or overly pierced

So I guess you can put Lindsay wallace on the list hell I used to think she was kinda cute way back when.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Id fug Onison

Given his micropenis, it might be hard to know if you haven't already been fuged by Onison.

 

[Owlman3]

Pre and Post-Trans Contra

No, I will not comment.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

For women it’s the usual cop out answers of Shoe, Brittany Vittani, Lindsay Ellis back when she was doing Nostalgia Chick.

For men Josh (if he counts), Nathan Thompson I guess, Milo Y, and Austin Wolf from Porn and Porncows.

 

[soft kitty]

Your mom.

 

[Water Drinking Fish]

Spoony

 

[naught]

Fedsmoker.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Momokun pre-plastic surgery

 

[Margo Martindale]

Given his micropenis, it might be hard to know if you haven't already been fuged by Onison.

I never said he would be the one doing the fucking