Which lolcow would you unironically sex? -

Webby's Boyfriend

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Rita Winkler aka Drachenlord's mom

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Qliphoth

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Adding Belle Delphine (dont't know how I missed here when I am a huge "fan") and Tenleid (Mother's Basement's GF) to my list. Onision for the guys, would be funny too.
 

Vlinny-kun

You have 7 days before being gay is illegal.
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Nick Fuentes and I wouldn't regret it. Cute, clean, and funny. Having about the same politics is a plus.
 

niqlo

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Holly Brown I guess. She is somewhat attractive, although I'd probably have to wear some kind of respirator just to be in her room/around her.
 
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soft bones

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Luna Slater, if I was allowed to wash some of the grime off of her with a garden hose first.
Agreed. She's got a unique look about her and I vibe with her aesthetic. Well, not the heroin shit. I feel like she'd be the type to do just about anything to feel loved and wanted. Plus, she drank her own piss (and Lurch's) so it's not like I would feel threatened of her judgement.
 
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