Which lolcow would you unironically sex? -

[protomartyr]

Lindsay Ellis has huge nympho energy. You’d have to be mad not to jump on/in that.

I don’t know if Lele Pons has a thread, but she definitely qualifies as a cow. She’d get a fake address but I’d definitely hit it.

 

[Minionlover98]

Now that he looks like a bloated troon

Good news!

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Rita Winkler aka Drachenlord's mom

 

[Neuromantic]

Every big titty cow.
And if they are mommy material I'd let them dominate me. But I'm also a unapologetic thirsty slut. So there's that.

 

[Kronk _]

Any std free that gives good head, im not picky

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Any std free that gives good head, im not picky

So cecily kellogg?

 

[Wonder Boy]

emily youcis but i'd fear a throat slashing/stabbing at the point of orgasm a la the praying mantis

Mantis - Wikipedia

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[Kronk _]

So cecily kellogg?

Get me enough weed and a dark room and ill have a go at it idgaf

 

[Qliphoth]

Adding Belle Delphine (dont't know how I missed here when I am a huge "fan") and Tenleid (Mother's Basement's GF) to my list. Onision for the guys, would be funny too.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Shoe0nhead is unironically hot.

 

[Johan Hulth]

Suzy Berhow has that 2007 emo dumpling vibe. Maybe there's a moment of time travel to be had between those chunky thighs

 

[BuckleUpBuckaroos]

YandereDev, no doubt.
Though if he ever did lose his virginity, chances are he'd have no reason to develop the game anymore.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Nick Fuentes. He is kind of hot.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Nick Fuentes and I wouldn't regret it. Cute, clean, and funny. Having about the same politics is a plus.

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

a lolcow is a human so that means everyone is a lolcow so there are a lot i would have sex with

 

[naught]

a lolcow is a human so that means everyone is a lolcow so there are a lot i would have sex with

@A Thick Piece of Meat

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Barrett Pall is the clear answer now

 

[niqlo]

Holly Brown I guess. She is somewhat attractive, although I'd probably have to wear some kind of respirator just to be in her room/around her.

 

[Cool Dog]

Freckle-chan, assuming she's still alive

She had nice tits

 

[soft bones]

Luna Slater, if I was allowed to wash some of the grime off of her with a garden hose first.

Agreed. She's got a unique look about her and I vibe with her aesthetic. Well, not the heroin shit. I feel like she'd be the type to do just about anything to feel loved and wanted. Plus, she drank her own piss (and Lurch's) so it's not like I would feel threatened of her judgement.