Which lolcow would you unironically sex? -

Francis Dollarhyde

And the woman, clothed in the sun.
Alinty for one night.
If I had to get it up and enjoy it somewhat, her. Or Laura Loomer, in a drugfueled bareback weekend in Vegas in a rundown casino.

For maximum effect, I would take Christine and record it all. Leave the door open while pounding her bussy so Barb can come see what the noise is, so I can look her dead in the eye and keep going. Who knows, she might join in and then I give them both a good figging. After which the "documentary" goes up on indiegogo so you all can pay me for the privilege of seeing Sissy's mangina devestated. Or Great Feeder Josh can buy it outright for 4 BTC.