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Jester69

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Narcissa Wright. His Cosmo-hole will be ruined and glazed with my Jester-juice. Yes, I said it. There's something about how broken he is that makes me wanna empty my creamy milkie tank in his mentally ill tranny flank.
 
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Narcissa Wright. His Cosmo-hole will be ruined and glazed with my Jester-juice. Yes, I said it. There's something about how broken he is that makes me wanna empty my creamy milkie tank in his mentally ill tranny flank.
This, I want to gag Cosmo with my dick.
 
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DatSpicyBoi

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shoe0nhead.

To be honest...yeah. I would. The problem is that she's short and weird as fuck.
Don't think Shoe really qualifies as a lolcow. If I'm being 100 percent honest, probably Natalie Portman. I know she's too famous but her outbursts would more than qualify her. Either that or pre-Chris Ray Gun Laci Green.
 

Elysian

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If I had to pick one it'd probably be Katie Charm circa 2013 when he was a buff chad bitcoin millionaire named James instead of a crazy tranny LARPing as a 20-something sassy lesbian with a shitty fake black people accent.
 

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sh0eonhead or maybe Lindsay Ellis. For the latter, though, I'd have to spend about an hour with a douche washing out all the black semen from her fuckhole.
 
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Moviebob. I’ll become his superior wife in the superior future. He says it’s okay so long as I let him use Twitter and bring homemade tendies to bed. He plans to eat the tendies with BBQ sauce off my body.
 
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