Narcissa Wright. His Cosmo-hole will be ruined and glazed with my Jester-juice. Yes, I said it. There's something about how broken he is that makes me wanna empty my creamy milkie tank in his mentally ill tranny flank.
Don't think Shoe really qualifies as a lolcow. If I'm being 100 percent honest, probably Natalie Portman. I know she's too famous but her outbursts would more than qualify her. Either that or pre-Chris Ray Gun Laci Green.shoe0nhead.
To be honest...yeah. I would. The problem is that she's short and weird as fuck.