Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

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Every song by AJR
Fucking terrible band
But being terrible isn’t enough
They’re also a band that fakes being emotionally deep to rake in mindless idiots to love their music
I hate their mentality where it’s like “Why do you hate positivity!?” when I hate their music

I don’t hate positivity, I just fucking hate their objectively shit music that actively treats their audience like idiots, I can tolerate many things in music, despite how fuckawful bands like Godsmack are, atleast Godsmack care about their fans, but AJR just has this creepy & kind of disrespectful cult aura of cultivating a smooth brain fanbase with fake happiness.

TL;DR
AJR is the musical equivalent of the society from We Happy Few
 

SITHRAK!

ESL teenager spouting gibberish and angry words.
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Why dislike a song when you can loathe an entire genre?

For me, it's a genre I like to call 'whiny bitch covers'.
Take a decent song, normally in a minor key, then have a woman doing weak, whiny, 'breathy' vocals because 'it's more artistic that way'.
Bonus points for having it massively soulless and overproduced, or accompanied by just a piano (seriously- it's NEVER an accordion).
Now don't get me wrong, I also despise the melochromatic caterwauling of the baptist choir influenced 'R&B' singers these days, but at least they do their own stuff (mostly).

Here are some examples:

Awesome original: 'Wonderful Life' by Black-
Whiny bitch covers:
Katie Melua-
Clare Sunrise-

Awesome original: 'Reckless' by Australian Crawl. You may have heard this at the start of the 'Death Note' live-action movie on Netflix.
Whiny bitch covers:
The cringe is real-
Jesus, please make it fucking stop:

Awesome original: 'Wicked Game' by Chris Isaak-
Whiny bitch covers:
Marie Digby-
Daisy Gray (bonus points for narcissistic film clip)-

So, um, yeah. You get the picture. Lots more examples but we have a limit of media inserts hereabouts.
This dislike extends to the entirety of this vocal style but scores extra hate points for ruining other people's perfectly good music.
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Wintersun said:
Honestly, anything by U2. It's a godawful progrock band and I'm sick of hearing them.
I remember a minor shitstorm when they did an album named ‘Songs of Innocence’ (featuring two half-naked twink fags in a loving embrace on the cover) then frontloaded it onto every itunes account for free.
They we’re mystified that people were pissed off about this, after all, free album, yeah? But it proved almost impossible to delete and left zero mark on the music industry. Many consider forcing a free album onto people and not giving them the chance to decline or delete it to be the high watermark for out+of-touch has-been rockers.
 
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Not my most hated songs, but I've always found the majority of comedy songs really cringey, try-hard, and all round gay. Like those old Jon LaJoie videos I can't remember any names. Or Jizz In My Pants by Andy Samberg. Its always people showing it to you like omg wait for it its so funny. College kids thinking its hilarious wanting to show every person they meet, when really stuff like that stopped being funny in high school
I know exactly what you're talking about: popular viral videos that seem forced, and my lame normie friends awkwardly try to show me and gauge my reaction, much to my boredom and dismay.
 

Kiryu DIO

Be retarded, do drugs and shit, praise DIO
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I hate this song so fucking much. The snap beat makes me want to snap my own goddamn neck. The chorus is repeated so many fucking times and every time they say "it'll be" I want to pour acid down my ears. I rather listen to screaming pigs going through a woodchipper than listen to this shit.
Florida Georgia Line is the bane of my- no. Our fucking existence.
 

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I remember a minor shitstorm when they did an album named ‘Songs of Innocence’ (featuring two half-naked twink fags in a loving embrace on the cover) then frontloaded it onto every itunes account for free.
They we’re mystified that people were pissed off about this, after all, free album, yeah? But it proved almost impossible to delete and left zero mark on the music industry. Many consider forcing a free album onto people and not giving them the chance to decline or delete it to be the high watermark for out+of-touch has-been rockers.
IIRC they had to release a special tool that would let you remove the album from your library, it was that bad. I went to go check that and make sure I remembered correctly, but the Wikipedia article on that album reveals some of the most douchiest out-of-touch hilarity I've seen in a while:
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I, too, wouldn't believe in free music if Apple paid me millions for one album.

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These faggots deserve the Spotify future of music distribution.

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So he downplayed the hell out of it, refused to give a sweeping apology, and claimed it as one of U2's proudest moments. :story:

There's more to laugh at in the article, but I'll leave it at that. What a trashfire.
 
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Regenbogen

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Literally anything by Abba ever made to be honest, especially the winner takes it all. The entire vibe of that is just something I cannot describe, and I cry every night that I am not good at drawing because I would draw the exact vibe it gives me if I could. It's such pathos.
 

Little Duck

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I shake my head at songs that sample an already famous song just for the sake of, "'Member dis?! Well we'll pretend like WE made it!"

Pitbull:
"Feel this Moment" sampling "Take on Me"
"Ocean to Ocean" sampling "Africa"

Flo Rida:
"Sugar" sampling "I'm Blue"
"Right Round" sampling "You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record)"

DJ Khaled:
"Wild Thoughts" sampling "Maria, Maria"
Edit: Shit, I don't care to look up the name of it, but there's also some song he made that stole the beat to "Ms. Jackson".

There are a lot more, but these are the ones that immediately come to mind.
Or "On the Floor" by Jenifer Lopez sampling "Lambada". I really hate this trend. If you're so lazy to come up with something new and nice, give up music already and stop stealing better songs to make your trash.
 

HeilDave

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No my local classic pop/rock station, I do not want want to listen to a minute and a half of Elton John screeching "BENNY, BBB-BENNY, BEENY AND THE JEEEEETS."
Why you insist on playing that garbage multiple times a day is beyond me.
I'll take my MOTI ratings now, thank you.

I only know this version, probably for the best?
 

Juan But Not Forgotten

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None of you mentioned this? Seriously?


Everything about this auditory holocaust should be wiped from records
Yeah, it was just on the first fucking page of this thread.

Tones and I - Dance Monkey. Holy fuck, I have never hated a song as much as I have this one. It's childish, stupid, soulless, obnoxious, it's the Grubhub advert in music form. And what's worse is that it was everywhere in 2019. If you worked in retail, God help you. Hell, if you had to sit in a public place that played music, God help you. The voice is like nails on a chalkboard, the instrumentation is barren and empty, there's absolutely nothing about this song that's likeable. I actively wish misfortune on the person who made this song and would derive immense personal satisfaction from the knowledge they are miserable.

 

Doctor Danny

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This is the worst fucking garbage to ever toutch my ear holes and the """artist""" that made this should be shot in minecraft in real life.

 

Grub

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You shut your whore mouth.
No. That song sucks so fucking hard. It's annoying as all fuck and it came on the radio constantly for a while. It's just the fucking melody the rooster whistles in that Disney Robin hood sped up with some shitty techno beat.
 

Beautiful Border

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No. That song sucks so fucking hard. It's annoying as all fuck and it came on the radio constantly for a while. It's just the fucking melody the rooster whistles in that Disney Robin hood sped up with some shitty techno beat.
It's a stupid song, sure, but it's at least harmless stupidity. The existence of pornographic garbage like WAP and Anaconda actively makes society worse.

Also, Dragostea din tei unironically slaps and I'm frankly appalled you included it in a list of bad songs
 

Hongourable Madisha

You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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Schmaltzy songs that sound really creepy if you listen to the lyrics. I'd take Blurred Lines any day over something like Butterfly Kisses or Living Doll. Everyone's granny seems to love them for some reason.