Wham!'s Last Christmas.
I don’t know if this is true, but I think they were going for a “basic” sound to go with the message. The video of kids at a meat plant getting harvested, so I could see them trying to be basic instrumentally as a cognitive choice.Another brick in the wall.
I wouldn't mind if it wasn't so popular, but it's the most prominent song of the best-selling album of all time, I just cannot comprehend how such a horrible song became so famous like that.
Anyone here can sincerely explain it to me? Everything is bad in this song, the drums are beyond lazy, the chords almost never change, the melody is more pauses than notes, the lyrics are retard shit written by a retard shithead, the kids singing, OH MY GOD, is there anything more annoying in the world than kids singing?.
I despise this song with all my guts.
If we're going to include religious songs, I'll nominate We Are One Body as the one I hate the most.The church hymns "Gather Us In" and "We Are Many Parts". Sappy, saccharine Church of Nice People hymns.
That's pretty much the reason I hate it.I don't even think the song is necessarily bad. I just remember a time period where that song was used everywhere possible until it was run into the ground.
I actually had the Donny and Marie barbie dolls when I was a kid (with Donny's purple socks!). I used to love that song, but apparently I was a retarded child.
Isn't that the group where the lead was banging tween girls? Makes this make a lot more sense:
I posted this one under the Bad SJW Music thread. I see your Cardi B, and raise youI've got another nomination for songs that suck ass. (Plus we could just add every other song by Cardi B, ever, to the list):
Hes got his own thread on here too."Allegedly" banging tween girls, but yes. BotDF were a popular scene-emo-dance group about a decade ago; the lead singer, a fruity femboy named Dahvie Vanity, has been accused of rape by many girls - including, most famously, Jessi Slaughter, the little kid from the "You Dun Goofed" Meme. Jessi maintains that she met Dahvie at a private house party when she was ten, and the two started dating/fucking off and on for a year or so. The "Goofed" meme was precipitated by online drama between Jessi, who at the time was apparently bragging about fucking Dahvie, and some other BotDF fans, who went into tween fangirl mode and started attacking her for spreading "lies" and "hate" about their beloved sexpest boomer-groomer.
Dahvie actually wrote a song about Jessi following this incident. Possibly the most evil song ever made?
Imagine being a trooned-out scene musician in your thirties, and writing a diss track where you tell one of your underage rape victims to kill herself.
What the fuck is an "Official Rapped Music Video"? Every single word of that phrase makes no sense.O.K., I swear I will stop adding new and even more cursed things to this topic soon, but I remembered that time Lena Dunham made the worst pro-Hillary 2016 election song imaginable and I can't not add this to the discussion. One kind thing you can say about it is that it does accurately showcase the brainworms of Hillary fans.
Notice, if you will, the dislike ratio on this video.
I was considering putting this song on my original list, but I remembered that I once spoke to a Chris de Burgh fan (they do exist, sadly), who said that "Lady in Red" was the best Chris de Burgh song. That means that, as bad as "Lady in Red" is, there are literally hundreds of Chris de Burgh songs that are worse than "Lady in Red". Somewhere out there, on some Chris de Burgh album or other, is the worst Chris de Burgh song, a song so much worse than "Lady in Red" that even his own fans don't like it. I don't want to hear this song, whatever it is, because I suspect that listening to it will cause seizures.Lady in red. Makes me feel murderous.