Who are your favorite and least favorite detractors? -

Massively Strong Greed

Thanks for the money, dummy!
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Basically the same thread as “favorite and least favorite trolls” in the Chris subforum, but for Phil instead.
My favorites are Tevin, Snort Burnell, and Super Hound Media. Any of the ones who are either funny and/or truly get under Phil’s skin are winners in my book.
My least favorite has to be Tutankhamun, because he “trolled” by being a massive paypig and then trying to charge back all the money.
 

gettingthatgrooveback

getting that vibe back
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I fucking love Snort Burnell. He sums up every DSP stream with a video and uploads it no later than 24 hours. He has got to be the most prompt and consistent Youtube detractor. He also has a deep library of DSP quotes and clips. I still hear new things. Half the time his interjections are actually funny.
I'm enjoying Tevin's restreams a lot lately too. These 2 detractors are more than enough.
Snort has a FUCKING 60 SECOND INTO TO EVERY VIDEO KILL YOURSELF
Just skip it faggot.

That Soma Julius Cruz guy is retarded. The 'Mah KFC dood' joke that he uses makes no sense.
 

gaarashatan

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idk, i like a few guys, long standing members that make me laugh and always focus on phil and his antics

dont like some members that ive muted because they seem to want to start internet fights and epeen contests with other members over some dumb shit that doesnt relate to phil at all
 

Near

WHO'S 5'1 BITCH SUCK MY DICK
True & Honest Fan
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Favorite : Sons of Kojima (because they imploded in a spectacular fashion and are gone)
LSB (because he knows his stuff and can carry a good show)

Least: All the other faggots.

I really don't know how people sit through a Snort Burnell intro. Or the constant nitpicky on screen text with WHY AM I TOXIC playing every other minute.
 
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Wurstbrot

This was my depression
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I have some favorites in this forum but for the greater good and bc I'm lazy I won't look them up. Except Sparkletor, you rock especially well.

👍🙏

GTG (Golden Triangle Gaming)
For his highly informed and colorful commentary on Phil's past nonsense. Snort Burnell provides most of his khantent, so big ups even if I don't directly watch her. Also the Snortbucks Coffee shtick is hilarious.

LSB (LightSydeBill)
Really smooth voice and smooth in talking. His knowledge of DSP lore is next level which makes his "Week in DSP" the more entertaining, it's a joy listening to hin. Big ups Rocky.

Ludwig World Order
Rare videos but when they come they taste like nougat creme. Incredible editing.

Based Ozlo and Mannix
Both on point, say what I feel about the roach. Mannix gets rightfully angry and his other non-DSP-rants are pretty dope.

Robin &Zephyr
Currently in hiatus bc Phil is boring, but I like their dynamic, natural conversation about the roach. Even if Zephyr could talk a bit faster.

Special Shoutout: Mighty D, stay foxy 🦊

Mixed bag detractors:

Tevin
His streams are way too chaotic, not my cup of tea, but when he does a single person coverage I'm super entertained.

Soma Julius Cruz
While I really like his edited videos I hate his livestreams. His voice makes me laugh but he can't stop saying "baby" after each sentence, repeat what Phil said and often adds random noises. So he says a lot but adds nothing. Unwatchable.

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Legendary Samurai only known from mythical tales these days:

ElCrimsonKing as the creator of the DSP puppet and more importantly the legendary animation of the hospital story.

EvilAj, originator of TIHYDP which opened the first gate to Phil's downfall.
 
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BSV

Alpha chad Detractor type guy
True & Honest Fan
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I generally think there is a lot of very kind people who find phil entertaining. And will make fun of him in a way that you could laugh at. However if all you do is being woke about how bad phil is and rage about him is all you do, which there sadly is a few examples of. Then you are way too deep in the autism vortex. That Drgn guy comes to mind.

And most of all Don't be this guy :biggrin:
 

Schmeckel

The sun is a wondrous body.
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Favorites:

El Crimson King is top tier levels of tractor-ship.

Gout Police made some quality stuff, but has been dormant for a while.

I legit sometimes miss the SoK just because they provided copious amounts of background noise, and the cast of spergs they'd have on had some chemistry and made for some funny interactions.

Not so favorites:

Snort Burnell. Half her videos are cut-away clips that kinda wear thin after a while.

Praise be to the almighty Tevin. When he does his no-chat deep dive into the lore of the roach, it's great. But, the obnoxious TTS the rest of the time just kinda ruins it.

GTG is a mixed bag. He's got the speech version of snort's clip "issue." If you were to take a drink every time he says "semantics", you'd be dead before the snortbucks intro is over. GTG has kinda slid backwards the last few months. OK for background noise occasionally, but he really needs some other personalities with him to change it up.
 
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