Who are your favorite and least favorite troll? -

TheOnlyYamchaFan

Tonight, on 'where's my liquor?'
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He stopped believing in God.
well, chris always interpreted God as an extension of his will no matter how often Rocky and the church tried to correct him, passively or directly. He cannot believe that anyone is more talented or powerful than himself. He now believes that God is a woman and on chris's level of power and influence (just saying that makes me feel like I've committed a blasphemy). He does believe in God, but its always like God's become one of his sonichu OCs.
I don't think the idea guys gave chris this idea when they broke his mind, they may have helped push the boat out but they didn't build it.
 

dollyllama

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Liquid fulfills all my twink nerd low self esteem girl crush categories to a t, so.
I know Bluespike was just a kid but honestly he needs to be studied.
I also have a great deal of hatred towards the teen troon squad & the idea guys, of course.
liquid was artful, and that was back when there were lines that just weren’t crossed. Now literally giving Chris dementia has become the standard. Scary times.
 

BigTubboWithLittleChina

Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
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Honestly A-Log and DStecks is one of the worst.
A-Log, sure, but DStecks? In my eyes, the latter is one of the most interesting trolls that we've had. His Sonichu reviews, at least to begin with, were genuinely snarky and funny. Then, he bared his soul about his guilt over sneering at a bigger sped than himself in one of the last few videos (said sped soon after died very young before DStecks could make amends), and - while it was genuinely touching (we've probably all had a friend that we feel we let down badly somehow when it counted) - he then let that guilt overwhelm him and became one of Chris's biggest enablers of all. In short, he passed from admirable regret to complete, kow-towing pussy-dom.

It also strikes me as interesting that he suddenly came out as bisexual in the later videos. I still can't help wondering if that may have had an impact on Chris, somehow.
 

Jeff_the_Thriller

Sogg Mead Mugg - like Shrek but drunker
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Favorite is probably Clyde because he convinced Chris that there was a vast international conspiracy against him.

Least is probably Kacy. She was so whiny and bitchy
 

KillDaHo

Killing Hoes, doing blow
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Least is probably Kacy. She was so whiny and bitchy
Honestly, I did like Kacey at first. It seemed nice that she was trying to "fix" Chris, and honestly, if Chris had put even the slightest bit of effort to help her out, it probably would've worked. She had great potential, then became such a bitch at the end. Liquid also became a bit of an ass at the end, but Kacey was so much worse.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
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Favourite is probably Liquid. It was an entertaining saga because it was so surreal. It would only have worked with someone like Chris, whose brain operates on cartoon logic. In the end, all he lost was a girlfriend he never had, who he only wanted because he thought he was entitled to whatever Liquid had. Kacey was kind of annoying though.

Worst are the Idea Guys. There may have been worse after, but I stopped following. The content wasn’t funny, it didn’t feel very “Chris” and everything Chris has done since has been pretty dull.

One I think is underrated is Colin. I was quite entertained to see Chris pitched against a regular, successful, attractive guy from totally outside his comfort zone. Most of the previous trolls played along with Chris’ worldview to some extent, Colin didn’t.
 

Jeff_the_Thriller

Sogg Mead Mugg - like Shrek but drunker
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Honestly, I did like Kacey at first. It seemed nice that she was trying to "fix" Chris, and honestly, if Chris had put even the slightest bit of effort to help her out, it probably would've worked. She had great potential, then became such a bitch at the end. Liquid also became a bit of an ass at the end, but Kacey was so much worse.
Those Kacey calls were awful to listen to. The only good ones were when Liquid was with her and her "dad". I don't understand why Chris didn't tell to shut the fuck up. How do you get pussy whipped that bad without the aforementioned pussy?
 

Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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Honestly, I did like Kacey at first. It seemed nice that she was trying to "fix" Chris, and honestly, if Chris had put even the slightest bit of effort to help her out, it probably would've worked. She had great potential, then became such a bitch at the end. Liquid also became a bit of an ass at the end, but Kacey was so much worse.
Kacey never intended to help Chris to begin with, she was knowingly giving him advice he wouldn't listen too and was never genuine. It says a lot in one of her calls she laughed behind his back while Chris walked off.

Favourite is probably Liquid. It was an entertaining saga because it was so surreal. It would only have worked with someone like Chris, whose brain operates on cartoon logic. In the end, all he lost was a girlfriend he never had, who he only wanted because he thought he was entitled to whatever Liquid had. Kacey was kind of annoying though.

Worst are the Idea Guys. There may have been worse after, but I stopped following. The content wasn’t funny, it didn’t feel very “Chris” and everything Chris has done since has been pretty dull.

One I think is underrated is Colin. I was quite entertained to see Chris pitched against a regular, successful, attractive guy from totally outside his comfort zone. Most of the previous trolls played along with Chris’ worldview to some extent, Colin didn’t.

Colin is a troll persona, he isn't real for the most part except to Chris.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim

Koti, uskonto, ja isänmaa.
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Least favourite - the Idea Guys.

They drove Chris from ”eccentric guy we can all laugh at” to ”crazy near-homeless guy ranting about the Dimensional Merge”.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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Best:

Man behind that fucking bear, who trolled Chris into becoming Christian.

Galpals, who trolled Chris into believing he can have friends.

Megan, who trolled Chris into believing, that he can have a girlfriend.

Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh, who trolled the Hell out of Chris by simply living their lives.

Mimms for setting all of this into motion by uploading picture of Chris on SA.

Howel for creating an ED page on Chris.

Clyde for the Miyamoto saga.

Vanessa Hudgens, who trolled Chris into waiting for her at the campus and didn't show up.

Bluespike, for making Chris upload a video, where he awkwardly explains where is his medallion now. Also, "raped by a bunch of NIGGOS" and JULAY.

Liquid Chris, but to be fair his act was more entertaining than Chris' responses.

Kacey for trolling Chris by giving him good advice.

Kacey's father for the best piece of Chris' lore ever created. If someone showed it to me back in the day, I would've said "there is no way this isn't scripted on both ends".

Alec for trolling Chris by being a better non-autistic version of him.

Idea Guys for the inventiveness. I mean, the go-to for trolls was to catfish Chris, they however went further.


Worst:

That guy who tried to catfish Chris, but failed on the second call, because Chris was just reading the troll forum.

Clyde for creating autistic Illuminati.

Bluespike, who enjoyed watching some obese stinky autist shoving crayola up his ass, that was incredibly gay.

Liquid Chris, because he wasted his time by pretending to be some obese autist way before he noticed him.

Kacey for going from "your typical woman" to crazy spiteful bitch. Also, Chris' trooning-out began with his sports bra, so this is on her too.

Alec. Like really, if Chris himself threats you like minor liability, constantly cuts your conversations with bullshit and calls you "naive', you are doing a bad job. Even Jack's gay ADs got more reaction out of Chris at that time.

Idea Guys, who quickly switched from making Chris doing more stupid shit to actively fucking with him, just for their own sadistic entertainment and gain.

Same for Jewshoah Martinez.

Everyone who trolls Chris today.


TL;DR All of them. On the one hand, they provided content with the various degrees of entertainment, on the other, they've wasted a lot of their time on some autistic manchild with OC donut steel and incel rage.
 
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