Trolls are gay, but my favorite sagas are the pre 2007 ones. Megan, Adam Stackhouse, Mary Lee Walsh.
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Liquid is best
Chris is his own worst troll and my least favorite
Megan is best unintentional troll and also bae
Chris is his own worst troll and my least favorite
Megan is best unintentional troll and also bae
Favorite Trolls: Alec Benson Leary. Blanca Weiss, BlueSpike, Clyde Cash, Joshua Martinez, and Liquid Chris.
Least Favorite Trolls: Jack Thaddeus and Jacob Sockness.
Least Favorite Trolls: Jack Thaddeus and Jacob Sockness.
I wish I'd discovered Chris back in those days. Now those were truly the golden years of Chris Chan.
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Jackie via the “Mr. PoPo” dance
I'm Not sure if thats the most based or cringe worthy thing Chris has ever done.
Favourite is probably Alec or Liquid. Asperchu was hilarious, and for Liquid it was just funny how much pretending to be Chris upset him, and we got bit of a glimpse of that with the fake Maple/Chris calling out the CWC Adult Chronicles. Clyde Cash is up there too.
Least favourite is probably the Idea Guys. Followed by @Bluespike. The Idea Guys blackmailed Chris and are at least partially responsible for his current delusional mental state, and while some of the stuff he was told to do was funny (like going to meet a video game character IRL outside a Game Stop) actually blackmailing him into stuff and taking large amounts of money from him was too far. Stuff that just gived hin STRESS I think is fair game, but actual harm is a bit too much.
I miss when people just mocked him and tricked him into dumb but harmless stuff, like calling him a fag who wants to wear panties until he blurts out shitting his briefs or getting him to hump his PS3. Not when people blackmail him and coerce him into painful or dangerous stuff. Though I will say the idea that there may be a video of Chris shitting on the floor is hilarious to me.
Most boring is probably Jessica Quinn or Waterman. Congrats "Jessica" to pretending to date Chris for a little bit but having nothing of note come from it and breaking it off before the actual date (at least Catherine got us some funny audio). The funniest thing from Jessica's "saga" is the meltdown video, and that was just Chris being nuts. I forget those two actually exist sometimes.
Least favourite is probably the Idea Guys. Followed by @Bluespike. The Idea Guys blackmailed Chris and are at least partially responsible for his current delusional mental state, and while some of the stuff he was told to do was funny (like going to meet a video game character IRL outside a Game Stop) actually blackmailing him into stuff and taking large amounts of money from him was too far. Stuff that just gived hin STRESS I think is fair game, but actual harm is a bit too much.
I miss when people just mocked him and tricked him into dumb but harmless stuff, like calling him a fag who wants to wear panties until he blurts out shitting his briefs or getting him to hump his PS3. Not when people blackmail him and coerce him into painful or dangerous stuff. Though I will say the idea that there may be a video of Chris shitting on the floor is hilarious to me.
Most boring is probably Jessica Quinn or Waterman. Congrats "Jessica" to pretending to date Chris for a little bit but having nothing of note come from it and breaking it off before the actual date (at least Catherine got us some funny audio). The funniest thing from Jessica's "saga" is the meltdown video, and that was just Chris being nuts. I forget those two actually exist sometimes.
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Liquid was interesting because Chris final reaction to Liquid bowing out was very telling. A troll willingly leaves him be, and Chris isn't happy about it nor does he feel vindicated; he's pissed. I personally feel that it's because it was the first time he ever had an enemy he was truly on equal ground with. At least, he felt they were equals
All of his previous adversaries held power over him be it in the form of leaked photos, stolen accounts, or the promise of imaginary sweethearts. The only power Liquid had was the power Chris gave him for existing. The two of them just had a natural chemistry that snowballed into an organic rivalry. Chris dictated the pace of their feud, and Liquid was willing to play by his rules. Chris had the power in this dynamic, even though he believed Liquid had the power. Chris got so angry in the end because it was the first time he truly felt he could win and it wouldn't just be a retroactive rewrite in his comics... and Liquid just took his ball and went home. That wasn't how Chris wanted to win.
Not only that, but the "prize" of Kacey was the perfect fuel for his entitlement: He belived he was owed everything Liquid had, including a damsel he could 'rescue' from the clutches of his dark doppelganger. It's such perfect story fuel it's a wonder Liquid was an afterthought in his comic.
His 800 mile trip didn't faze him, BlueSpike making him his private jester didn't faze him, being made to make love to his PS3 didn't faze him, the pickle man taking his IRL date didn't faze him, but losing his one true 'equal' before he could win was what finally got him to scream and yell and throw an actual tantrum. It's always been about his entitlement... he was owed a victory, he was owed a sweetheart for being the 'good' guy, and Liquid just walked out on him.
A hero is only as good as the villain he fights
All of his previous adversaries held power over him be it in the form of leaked photos, stolen accounts, or the promise of imaginary sweethearts. The only power Liquid had was the power Chris gave him for existing. The two of them just had a natural chemistry that snowballed into an organic rivalry. Chris dictated the pace of their feud, and Liquid was willing to play by his rules. Chris had the power in this dynamic, even though he believed Liquid had the power. Chris got so angry in the end because it was the first time he truly felt he could win and it wouldn't just be a retroactive rewrite in his comics... and Liquid just took his ball and went home. That wasn't how Chris wanted to win.
Not only that, but the "prize" of Kacey was the perfect fuel for his entitlement: He belived he was owed everything Liquid had, including a damsel he could 'rescue' from the clutches of his dark doppelganger. It's such perfect story fuel it's a wonder Liquid was an afterthought in his comic.
His 800 mile trip didn't faze him, BlueSpike making him his private jester didn't faze him, being made to make love to his PS3 didn't faze him, the pickle man taking his IRL date didn't faze him, but losing his one true 'equal' before he could win was what finally got him to scream and yell and throw an actual tantrum. It's always been about his entitlement... he was owed a victory, he was owed a sweetheart for being the 'good' guy, and Liquid just walked out on him.
A hero is only as good as the villain he fights
All trolls are autistic fags with too much time on their hands, but if i had to pick a favourite it would be Liquid. Guy wasn’t funny at all and he clearly was socially retarded but CWC’s reactions to him were gold
Least favourite? A tie between Kacey and Jackie
Least favourite? A tie between Kacey and Jackie
The trolls who weren't actually trying to troll him were the best. I do feel bad for MLW though, she really had to put up with a lot.
My favorite is Ivy since she somehow upped Chris's crazy for the time up to 11. Lars is my least favorite. I don't know why, he just seemed uninteresting to me
I mentioned how Liquid Chris exposed Chris for his need for validation and how he wants an enemy he can vanquish despite his pleas to be left alone, but another one that comes to mind is Alec for the simple fact that he didn't try to outright bully Chris in their interactions but rather he calmly pointed out some basic logic and then let Chris make his own mistakes and talk himself into a corner and forced him to confront his own hypocrisy.
After screaming and yelling that HE is THE Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu is HIS and HIS alone against Liquid, Alec calmly pointing out that him copyrighting a Pokémon wouldn't hold up in court left him with no argument. Among many other things he inadvertently uncovered that the alternate reality stuff was beginning to take root even way back then, and then exposed the method of his creative process being just appropriating whatever he felt like taking; like a greedy child running wild in a candy shop
Liquid demonstrated that Chris craves attention and will throw a tantrum once he stops getting it. Alex demonstrated that reality is whatever Chris wants it to be, logic be damned.
After screaming and yelling that HE is THE Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu is HIS and HIS alone against Liquid, Alec calmly pointing out that him copyrighting a Pokémon wouldn't hold up in court left him with no argument. Among many other things he inadvertently uncovered that the alternate reality stuff was beginning to take root even way back then, and then exposed the method of his creative process being just appropriating whatever he felt like taking; like a greedy child running wild in a candy shop
Liquid demonstrated that Chris craves attention and will throw a tantrum once he stops getting it. Alex demonstrated that reality is whatever Chris wants it to be, logic be damned.
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favorite troll I would probably say kasey's dad (altough alec benson leary was a close second for me) least favorite is probably bluespike for going too far
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I feel lars is pretty underrated, his interactions with chris were hilarious and he wasn't overly meanspirited while giving Chris actual good advice. And Chris trying to imitate him by talking in ebonics was great.
I've already placed Alec as my favorite, but I'll open this up: Vivian Gee was a great troll. She actually put the effort into a 50K word story to try and spell out just how fucked in the head he was, and that puts her heads and shoulders above most of the other trolls.
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For me, the best troll was Liquid Chris. His act was great and the Ian Brandon Anderson thing was hilarious. I seriously cannot comprehend how Chris thought some random dude on YouTube who looks nothing like him was trying to steal his identity and then to top it off - he thought others were believing it too. This shows just how deluded Chris is. He is among the type of person who thinks everyone else is as dumb or dumber than him. The worst were blue spike and Kacey.
EDIT: Also forgot to say honourable mentions for the man in the pickle suit, the Nintendo trolls, Mary-lee Walsh, and Michael Snyder.
EDIT: Also forgot to say honourable mentions for the man in the pickle suit, the Nintendo trolls, Mary-lee Walsh, and Michael Snyder.
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I'd say Liquid was the best online troll, @Alec Benson Leary was the best art parody troll, and @Marvin was the best irl troll. Honorable mentions have to go to the Magic Man, Clyde Cash and Surfshack Tito. @Bluespike is the worst troll, but he is the best worst troll, and the absolute shittest of subhuman trolls would be the Idea Fags.
Fave: LIQUIDDDDDDDDDDDD
Shite troll: Idea Guys
Shite troll: Idea Guys
Alec, Liquid, and Kacey's dad are my top favorite. Also, the fucking Jamal-type (I'm forgeting his name) who got Chris to use ghetto-speak during their conversation—that was funny to me.
Kacey was a fat, ugly bitch. Her interactions with Chris made her feel sexy.
Clyde was more cringeworthy than Chris and Bluespike was stupidly malicious. Took the fun out of it.
The Idea Guys made Chris smug and boring.
Kacey was a fat, ugly bitch. Her interactions with Chris made her feel sexy.
Clyde was more cringeworthy than Chris and Bluespike was stupidly malicious. Took the fun out of it.
The Idea Guys made Chris smug and boring.
I'm still fairly an amateur to Christory right now, but so far, I'd have to give my two cents. I formatted this into different sections with full explainations to my reasonings below. Sorry if my writing is wonky.
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My favorite thus far: Julie/BlueSpike | Troll, Sweetheart (Yes, I do confess to being somewhat of a ween, but my reasoning somewhat makes up for that.)
Reason: I'm really impressed with how a 13 year old kid was able to pose as a random girl on the internet and actually solicit nudes from him and watch him shove model magic up his ass. No doubt, this kid threw innocence to the wind and risked his future for this, but I'm extremely impressed overall.
Nowadays, it's easy as hell to get an AI generated face offa thispersondoesnotexist or whatever. This was back when the internet, in human years, JUST graduated from Highschool the year prior. How the hell this kid was able to listen to that torture whilst not getting caught may forever be a mystery, but still.
I give him a 9.5/10. 3 points for actually looking legit, 4 points for the sheer dedication, 1 point for starting an ED war, 1 point for his sheer ability to manipulate situations (If only for Chris's stupidity, that is), and I tacked on an extra 0.5 as a brownie point as reimbursement for the possible regret and traumatization later down the line.
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My least favorite thus far: The Idea Guys | "Troll" Group, Straight Up Criminals
Reason: Chris was somewhat doing on-par, if only barely before the Idea Guys came along. They planted the ideas of him being a goddess into his head, an obviously harmful delusion, they controlled his beliefs and birthed the horrific psychological hell that is the Dimensional Merge, etc. Theyhey psychologically manipulated and tormented him and they even possibly blackmailed and extorted $6000 from him, both actions being highly illegal in the states. You know it's BAD when actual farms users have to step in just to get someone to stop doing illegal and morally reprehensible things. -3/10.
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So yeah. Sorry if this is an absolute format clusterfuck.
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My favorite thus far: Julie/BlueSpike | Troll, Sweetheart (Yes, I do confess to being somewhat of a ween, but my reasoning somewhat makes up for that.)
Reason: I'm really impressed with how a 13 year old kid was able to pose as a random girl on the internet and actually solicit nudes from him and watch him shove model magic up his ass. No doubt, this kid threw innocence to the wind and risked his future for this, but I'm extremely impressed overall.
Nowadays, it's easy as hell to get an AI generated face offa thispersondoesnotexist or whatever. This was back when the internet, in human years, JUST graduated from Highschool the year prior. How the hell this kid was able to listen to that torture whilst not getting caught may forever be a mystery, but still.
I give him a 9.5/10. 3 points for actually looking legit, 4 points for the sheer dedication, 1 point for starting an ED war, 1 point for his sheer ability to manipulate situations (If only for Chris's stupidity, that is), and I tacked on an extra 0.5 as a brownie point as reimbursement for the possible regret and traumatization later down the line.
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My least favorite thus far: The Idea Guys | "Troll" Group, Straight Up Criminals
Reason: Chris was somewhat doing on-par, if only barely before the Idea Guys came along. They planted the ideas of him being a goddess into his head, an obviously harmful delusion, they controlled his beliefs and birthed the horrific psychological hell that is the Dimensional Merge, etc. Theyhey psychologically manipulated and tormented him and they even possibly blackmailed and extorted $6000 from him, both actions being highly illegal in the states. You know it's BAD when actual farms users have to step in just to get someone to stop doing illegal and morally reprehensible things. -3/10.
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So yeah. Sorry if this is an absolute format clusterfuck.
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