Who are your favorite and least favorite troll? -

Volthoom

For the Overlords of Oa
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I'm still fairly an amateur to Christory right now, but so far, I'd have to give my two cents. I formatted this into different sections with full explainations to my reasonings below. Sorry if my writing is wonky.

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My favorite thus far: Julie/BlueSpike | Troll, Sweetheart (Yes, I do confess to being somewhat of a ween, but my reasoning somewhat makes up for that.)

Reason: I'm really impressed with how a 13 year old kid was able to pose as a random girl on the internet and actually solicit nudes from him and watch him shove model magic up his ass. No doubt, this kid threw innocence to the wind and risked his future for this, but I'm extremely impressed overall.

Nowadays, it's easy as hell to get an AI generated face offa thispersondoesnotexist or whatever. This was back when the internet, in human years, JUST graduated from Highschool the year prior. How the hell this kid was able to listen to that torture whilst not getting caught may forever be a mystery, but still.

I give him a 9.5/10. 3 points for actually looking legit, 4 points for the sheer dedication, 1 point for starting an ED war, 1 point for his sheer ability to manipulate situations (If only for Chris's stupidity, that is), and I tacked on an extra 0.5 as a brownie point as reimbursement for the possible regret and traumatization later down the line.


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My least favorite thus far: The Idea Guys | "Troll" Group, Straight Up Criminals

Reason: Chris was somewhat doing on-par, if only barely before the Idea Guys came along. They planted the ideas of him being a goddess into his head, an obviously harmful delusion, they controlled his beliefs and birthed the horrific psychological hell that is the Dimensional Merge, etc. Theyhey psychologically manipulated and tormented him and they even possibly blackmailed and extorted $6000 from him, both actions being highly illegal in the states. You know it's BAD when actual farms users have to step in just to get someone to stop doing illegal and morally reprehensible things. -3/10.

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So yeah. Sorry if this is an absolute format clusterfuck.
Those Idea fuckers ruined Chris for me for a time.
 

jethro

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My favorite thus far: Julie/BlueSpike | Troll, Sweetheart (Yes, I do confess to being somewhat of a ween, but my reasoning somewhat makes up for that.)

Reason: I'm really impressed with how a 13 year old kid was able to pose as a random girl on the internet and actually solicit nudes from him and watch him shove model magic up his ass. No doubt, this kid threw innocence to the wind and risked his future for this, but I'm extremely impressed overall.
Convincing a retard to do dumb, embarrassing things is unimpressive as hell. The fact that a thirteen year old could do it is proof enough of that.

Favourite: Chris will always be his own best troll.
Least Favourite: BlueSpike and the trolls around that whole saga.
 

Koop

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Alec is my personal favorite, as someone who was watching the Cwcipedia slowly burn down over the course of its life, I have to say it was a pretty interactive saga. His dedication to Asperchu edges Liquid out because he was more of a rival a la Pokemon than just a doppelganger trying to steal his fame. He had the copyright-side of Asperchu figured out (from Chris's pov) which Chris was struggling to find answers for in his own comic. Going by his full name, Alec Benson Leary was also a clever way to show himself as a rival. His calls with Chris are the best ones, and him as Lars was very entertaining as well.

Least favorite are probably his fake galpals on facebook and anyone who pretends to be friends with him. After reading what Null said about how almost every person he interacts with is a troll I have to sympathize with Chris. He's gotta be incredibly lonely.
 

Volthoom

For the Overlords of Oa
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Alec is my personal favorite, as someone who was watching the Cwcipedia slowly burn down over the course of its life, I have to say it was a pretty interactive saga. His dedication to Asperchu edges Liquid out because he was more of a rival a la Pokemon than just a doppelganger trying to steal his fame. He had the copyright-side of Asperchu figured out (from Chris's pov) which Chris was struggling to find answers for in his own comic. Going by his full name, Alec Benson Leary was also a clever way to show himself as a rival. His calls with Chris are the best ones, and him as Lars was very entertaining as well.

Least favorite are probably his fake galpals on facebook and anyone who pretends to be friends with him. After reading what Null said about how almost every person he interacts with is a troll I have to sympathize with Chris. He's gotta be incredibly lonely.

Whatever happened to Alec anyway?
 

(not) y2k compliant

Miss playing Capcom vs SNK 2 with my bro. You too?
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Least favorite? All of them. Chris was way more interesting when he was doing his own thing without external influence. Even things like Liquid Chris really just guided him in to predictable/moldable rage fits, etc. It was less about Chris and more about the personalities that were egging him on most of the time.
I liked it when Chris was on a love quest, making comics, and writing open letters to the world and reading them standing in front of his station wagon.
 

Shovel Mech Pilot

Backhoe Firestarter
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Least favorite? All of them. Chris was way more interesting when he was doing his own thing without external influence. Even things like Liquid Chris really just guided him in to predictable/moldable rage fits, etc. It was less about Chris and more about the personalities that were egging him on most of the time.
I liked it when Chris was on a love quest, making comics, and writing open letters to the world and reading them standing in front of his station wagon.

I'll never forget watching Chris Chan's FUTURE MESSAGE for the first time. I had this feeling like I was observing the start of greatness. You just know this kid will grow up to do amazing things. It's like how Mary must have felt after Jesus was born. Then came a 14 year rollercoaster ride.
 

Dogechu_Prime

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For me it has to be Alec Benson Leary. The fact he was able to shoot bullets through Chris's arguments continuously and keep a level head about it while CWC REE'D about him online and tried to backstab him many times even though he "accepted" him and "understood" his points makes me laugh every time I listen to their calls. Asperchu was legendary in my book because not only was it an additional commentary on Chris Chan and Sonichu being just a power fantasy for Chris that he didn't really care about, but the fact that Chris was so delusional to believe that cartoons were real and that the hints of how desperate he was to try and cling onto whatever strawman would work to destroy his enemies and confirm him as the TRUE and HONEST wiener in the whole debacle.

It's like watching Chris try to scurry around like a rat and load a Sonichu-themed blunderbuss full of crapped briefs, heartaches, troll excuses, and his own reputation as a final canon shot to defend and win the day; it is fucking marvelous.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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My favorite by far was Liquid Chris. He never took it too far and the saga was genuinely hilarious.
My least favorite is the Idea Guys. They've really steered Chris in the wrong direction.
And worse, their bullshit was painfully unfunny and more or less guaranteed a permanent content drought, and they're even more autistic than Chris himself.
 

MeganDodgedABullet

Not a cruel German girl.
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Liquid Chris probably the best. Worst = idea spergs. They deserve to have an empty revolver pointed at them until they piss and shit themselves in fear (fitting CWC style justice).
 

Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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My favorite by far was Liquid Chris. He never took it too far and the saga was genuinely hilarious.
My least favorite is the Idea Guys. They've really steered Chris in the wrong direction.
I mean if Idea guys are hated for steering Chris in the wrong direction, wouldn't that apply to all the trolls who caused Chris to believe he is more popular than he really is, many girls fall in love with him for who he is, and has many enemies who want to ruin him. If anything if Chris being trolled damaged his psyche that made him more vulnerable to the Idea guys
 

Flavius Anthemius

Praetorian prefect of the East
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I mean if Idea guys are hated for steering Chris in the wrong direction, wouldn't that apply to all the trolls who caused Chris to believe he is more popular than he really is, many girls fall in love with him for who he is, and has many enemies who want to ruin him. If anything if Chris being trolled damaged his psyche that made him more vulnerable to the Idea guys
That is true, the Idea Guys succeeded in more ways then one compared to what so many of the trolls before them ever did, their long lasting impact has dwarfed Liquid's and Alec Benson Leary's when you consider the antics that Chris is currently up to because of what they did. Of course people here and elsewhere on the internet are not so fond of these newer trolls going out of their way to meticulously fuck with Chris, as they're categorised as weens for attempting to deceive him but often fail and/or use tired overused means to annoy and upset him. But the Idea Guys greatly achieved what they wanted to get out of Chris with means that were never used on him before, and got more then they bargained for, so that makes them winners in the eyes of the trolls and dah haters stalking him and orbiting his Twitter/YouTube.
 

Truthboi

The True and Honest Man
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That is true, the Idea Guys succeeded in more ways then one compared to what so many of the trolls before them ever did, their long lasting impact has dwarfed Liquid's and Alec Benson Leary's when you consider the antics that Chris is currently up to because of what they did. Of course people here and elsewhere on the internet are not so fond of these newer trolls going out of their way to meticulously fuck with Chris, as they're categorised as weens for attempting to deceive him but often fail and/or use tired overused means to annoy and upset him. But the Idea Guys greatly achieved what they wanted to get out of Chris with means that were never used on him before, and got more then they bargained for, so that makes them winners in the eyes of the trolls and dah haters stalking him and orbiting his Twitter/YouTube.
Of course they definitely surpassed the previous trolls in what impact they had but Chris wouldn't have been as vulnerable if he hadn't been trolled prior that deluded his views on reality worse than the shit Borb have said to him.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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That is true, the Idea Guys succeeded in more ways then one compared to what so many of the trolls before them ever did, their long lasting impact has dwarfed Liquid's and Alec Benson Leary's when you consider the antics that Chris is currently up to because of what they did.
Yes, but none of the impact is actually good. Absolutely nothing funny came out of that shit, except a little bit of humor value when those retarded autists were doxed and turned out to be absolute jokes of human beings themselves.
 
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