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Kosher Dill

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Well, besides his mother, Chris often sees the McDonald's cashier in person.
Not "often", he only sees any individual cashier a few times before Bann happens.
 

hopietan

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I can't imagine him seeing anyone else besides for Barb.

After all, in his mind everyone is just a bunch of potential ]:(P
 

milkshark

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I wish Chris checked in to places he goes to on Facebook. Then we'd know how long he can visit a McD's before bann happens.

I wonder if he's a piece of shit to service workers, or if he's nice to them. Okay, I guess I don't have to wonder about that one.
 

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People whose name he knows? Or with whom he can have a conversation about something besides his purchase? No one. That's why he's so lonely.
 

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Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.
 

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RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.
It's a vicious circle now, he has no in person friends because he paranoid, but he's paranoid because he had no in person friends.
 

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RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.

Can you provide more information on this? I'm curious, thanks.

It wouldn't really surprise me that Chris would be rude to people he doesn't know, the years he's suffered under the weight of the PVCC's trolling campaigns have weathered his soul and left him a skeptical, histrionic man-boy :arrow:
 

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Dreamatorium said:
RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.

Can you provide more information on this? I'm curious, thanks.

It wouldn't really surprise me that Chris would be rude to people he doesn't know, the years he's suffered under the weight of the PVCC's trolling campaigns have weathered his soul and left him a skeptical, histrionic man-boy :arrow:


No problem! It's on this forum! :biggrin: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2240
 

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I would bet Chris does see people on a general basis, however since they're majorly not "pretty or beautiful" boyfriend-free girlfriends, he probably just tunes them out. Hell, if he has usual haunts, I bet some of these people know him by name if not definitely by appearance. But again, if they aren't someone Chris can fantasize sticking his bent duck into, they're nothing to him.
 

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Pikonic said:
RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.
It's a vicious circle now, he has no in person friends because he paranoid, but he's paranoid because he had no in person friends.


And, sadly, it's going to keep eating away at his already deteriorating mind along with the delusional troll theories. :|
 

Pikonic

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I just had a thought...

So Chris wants in person friends, that's great and all, but doesn't he bitch when he loses online friends (Facebook)
Facebook drama doesn't help in person relationships Chrissy.


_blank_ said:
I would bet Chris does see people on a general basis, however since they're majorly not "pretty or beautiful" boyfriend-free girlfriends, he probably just tunes them out. Hell, if he has usual haunts, I bet some of these people know him by name if not definitely by appearance. But again, if they aren't someone Chris can fantasize sticking his bent duck into, they're nothing to him.

At this point, he'd fuck a baked potato if it was warm enough.
 

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RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.

Chris "Meet me IN PERSON!"
Someone meets Chris in person
Chris "Eeeeeh I don't like you, *runs like a baby."
 

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Picklepower said:
RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.

Chris "Meet me IN PERSON!"
Someone meets Chris in person
Chris "Eeeeeh I don't like you, *runs like a baby."
Goes on Facebook: "this guy confronted me in real life, he said he wished me the best but he was a troll."
~Days later~
"Meet me IN PERSON!"
 

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Picklepower said:
RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.

Chris "Meet me IN PERSON!"
Someone meets Chris in person
Chris "Eeeeeh I don't like you, *waddles away like a baby."

fixed, lol, but yeah, that's chris logic, and the worst part is, that in his mind, that logic SHOULD work! it was basically promised!
 

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Picklepower said:
RastaCat:3 said:
Well he sees :snorlax:. Other than that everyone else is a troll. I remember reading a post about someone meeting him IRL recently and Chris was very rude. I don't understand how he expects to meet people IRL if he's so paranoid.

Chris "Meet me IN PERSON!"
Someone meets Chris in person
Chris "Eeeeeh I don't like you, *runs like a baby."


Don't forget about him over exaggerating the meeting and bitching about the potential troll on faceboook.
 

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It's amazing how small Chris's social circle has shrunk in the past five years. He's lost Megan, the Wallflower, Rocky, Joshua Martinez, Faye, and Bob--and the majority of those loses are due to Chris's personality. In his daily life, he pretty much only has Barb.
 
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