I do not like getting into shit with family at all, but I have an aggressively progressive sister and niece. My fear is that this will end with my mother in tears.
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Sounds like the perfect opportunity to become the Thanksgiving Day Murderer. Kill your family before they start to fight, and presto! No more issues.
My family isn't a bunch of autists and know it's going to be one of the best meals of the year and would give a swirly to anyone who fucked it up with dumb arguments about bullshit nobody cares about.
Didn't know my siblings posted on the farms, too
Fuck no. Do you think anyone wants to explain any of that wonky degenerate shit to 82 year old Aunt Betty. Because she will ask. "And then they tuck the scrotum into the body cavity."
I thought this was going to be about actual fist-fighting, to which I would've excitedly said yes.
Last year I listened in silence to talk of preferred pronouns and the progressive struggle while we ate. I may have a shit bloodline.
It's okay, we can still bring out the Festivus pole early.
None of my family gives a fuck about politics, guess that's a good thing
My family is very nonpolitical. In fact, we usually live in willful ignorance of politics on some level, because we just want to live simple lives and not spend the entirety of them worrying about shit. I myself only know what I do because I like to keep up to date on a few specific things, but that's about it.
Mostly we're gonna be sitting around the table eating the feast we've spent the day preparing and making smalltalk before unwinding for the evening. Powerlevel as this is, that's our normalcy. I can't imagine a sane family sitting down and shit talking politics and pronouns and how Trump is Hitler during such a gathering. Today is supposed to be about family, not politics.
Mostly we're gonna be sitting around the table eating the feast we've spent the day preparing and making smalltalk before unwinding for the evening. Powerlevel as this is, that's our normalcy. I can't imagine a sane family sitting down and shit talking politics and pronouns and how Trump is Hitler during such a gathering. Today is supposed to be about family, not politics.
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My immediate family is a single party family with no extremist leanings so even if we did talk about politics, which is unlikely, there's a zero percent chance of arguing or full-blown fights breaking out. The only time there's ever been yelling at the table on Thanksgiving has been my dad yelling at the football game on TV.
With Jim's new sex change to Jane, I don't politics will be talked about round the dinner table.
My family knows not to argue or pick fights with me because while I'll be nice for thanksgiving, I'll fuck over their christmas.
Edit: To add, I'm the bastard uncle that will tell you that we need to deport all the beaners while my niece's beaner friends are at the table.
Seriously fuck them, their family can buy their own turkey with their welfare money.
Edit: To add, I'm the bastard uncle that will tell you that we need to deport all the beaners while my niece's beaner friends are at the table.
Seriously fuck them, their family can buy their own turkey with their welfare money.
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Thank god my whole family shares love by mocking jews and niggos
i love my family
i love my family
I'm probably the most liberal member of my family (who gathers for the holidays at least), and I'm a middle of the road centrist with very slight conservative leanings. I didn't vote for Trump and I don't really like him all that much, but the one thing I do have in common with my family is a disliking of Hillary so it's all good. Someone's probably going to bring up something political related but we pretty much all agree with each other so I doubt there will be an issue.
Nah, we would be talking about shooting guns and making shekels after dinner which would include some non-political talk about the new tax bill.
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Must be nice to have a meal with people you love.
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