Kiwi Farms

All right guys, last month I (M, 36) went into the girls bathroom just to see what it was like. As I was trying to get a proper look at the insides of the stalls, some lady (F, 16-18 idk) decided to go full Karen mode by yelling at me, calling me a "degenerate fucking pervert" and saying "I will call the cops if you don't stop jacking off". What a crazy bitch, amirite? Anyways, I went to the cops to tell them about the Karen I just encountered, and they had the GALL to charge me with some bullshit crime. Now, I have to register as a "sex offender". Who is this "sex"? Was that the Karen's name? I'm a bit confused...