Who is the biggest coomer on Kiwi Farms?

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

is it @MrJokerRager ? Could it be @ProblematicUser420 ? Might it be @Shiversblood ? Any other candidates you can think of? Tell me, Kiwis. Who do you think is the farm's biggest coomer?

 

[rawhide_k]

who else but @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg ?

 

[Officer Eradicate]

@Null

 

[Kornula]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan

I nominate that idiot

 

[big cum]

Me

 

[DerKryptid]

You

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

@Christine Weston Chandler

 

[Penis Drager]

It's me.
I am the ultimate coomer.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

@theralph

 

[Thomas Highway]

@Angry Canadian

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I nominate @Zero Day Defense because sometimes the more prudish that come across, the bigger coomer they are in private.

You'd be a prude too if you had front-row seats to the sexual and social dysfunction of Generation Z.

 

[Revo]

@Xenarthran

 

[ProblematicUser420]

I've never once jerked off to any of my PFP's, believe it or not. I respect these women far too much for that.

That being said, it probably is me. I coomed so much I started to not really get aroused by anything.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

@Dom Cruise @Y2K Baby @Drain Todger

 

[Pringles Can]

your mom

 

[JambledUpWords]

I nominate @Zero Day Defense because sometimes the more prudish that come across, the bigger coomer they are in private.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

@Cow-Chan when she DMs underage people on Discord

 

[TheRetardKing]

me

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm tired but...it's a curse.

Did we really win the war with Japan?

Will it ever stop? I don't even enjoy it anymore I just do it for the endorphins.

I imagine what I could have achieved in the meantime, but then I see others wasting away chasing pussy and stupid fucking teasing whores like a horny dog...

Heh...

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan

I nominate that idiot

Sorry your debilitating autism makes you unable to get laid or talk to a woman.