Who is the biggest coomer on Kiwi Farms?

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

is it @MrJokerRager ? Could it be @ProblematicUser420 ? Might it be @Shiversblood ? Any other candidates you can think of? Tell me, Kiwis. Who do you think is the farm's biggest coomer?

 

[Thomas Highway]

@Angry Canadian

 

[eDove]

ALL of the Post-Mergers.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I nominate @Zero Day Defense because sometimes the more prudish that come across, the bigger coomer they are in private.

You'd be a prude too if you had front-row seats to the sexual and social dysfunction of Generation Z.

 

[JambledUpWords]

You'd be a prude too if you had front-row seats to the sexual and social dysfunction of Generation Z.

No one is making you watch it though. You’re able to opt out of witnessing it. Most of it is online anyway

 

[Zero Day Defense]

No one is making you watch it though. You’re able to opt out of witnessing it. Most of it is online anyway

I had real life in mind.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I had real life in mind.

You can always try and become a Gen Z influencer that promotes being chaste.

 

[MediocreMilt]

You can always try and become a Gen Z influencer that promotes being chaste.

while secretly loving catbois

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Arm Pit Cream.

Simply put, when he wasn’t sperging on here, he was jerking off into submission. Sometimes he even managed both activities simultaneously.

I also suspect JambledUpWords cooms Niagra Falls to his own KF avatar.

 

[MistressCaridad]

Nool. He made a whole fucking subforum (Deathfats) on this site just to be his own personal spank bank.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

@Coomer For Hire

 

[Revo]

@Xenarthran

 

[TheAnimeRetard]

@10anon

 

[ProblematicUser420]

I've never once jerked off to any of my PFP's, believe it or not. I respect these women far too much for that.

That being said, it probably is me. I coomed so much I started to not really get aroused by anything.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’m cooming as I type this.

 

[Furret]

@Cow-Chan when she DMs underage people on Discord

lmao

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I remember @Bad Take Crucifier complaining about not being able to post tits in political threads. I'm not sure that's top-tier coomer, but an honorable mention

Stop slandering me abeeb.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Are we talking cows or farmers?

Cow wise, I'd say KevKev, farmer wise... well Null does always go back to Chantel and Amber for his streams...

 

[mario if smoke weed]

If you want an accurate answer the only solution is a COOM-OFF

 

[Penis Drager]

no im dirty dan

Respectfully disagree, but I'll still masturbate to you.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Stop slandering me abeeb.

Since when did Riker start working for the Chinks and their COVID-19 disinformation campaign?