Who is the dumbest lolcow? -

[CatParty]

like who just astounds you with their feats of mental midgetry? Is it @Mikemikev because he thinks he's smart but constantly proves otherwise? Is it @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt because he fails at literally everything? Is it Chris because he can't tell he's shat himself until it's too late?

 

[Mikemikev]

@CatParty

 

[HG 400]

@CatParty

 

[Postal Dude]

@Brad Watson_Miami Fails at math, interpreting religious scriptures, and everything.

 

[Somar]

@autisticdragonkin

 

[*Asterisk*]

@Kengle's so dumb, even his parents can't stay alive.

 

[sikotik]

ADF and Evangelist Dr. Robert L. Mckim Sr.

The brightest &/or most intelligent lolcow is obviously @Cowlick.

 

[Rou]

While she's not functionally retarded, I think Zoe Quinn is a massive retard over how she pissed away all her opportunities, like a book deal from a first rate publisher and a movie deal from Sony, out of sheer laziness.

 

[MagneticTowels]

@GodOfThunderGodOfWar

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

In pure dumbness? Striker Wolf. He's most likely gotten some brain damage because he refused to use his oxygen when he slept. His stupidity actually caused him to become even dumber. Now he goes outside in nothing but a wolf mask and eats raw steak just because an internet stranger suggested it.

 

[AnOminous]

While she's not functionally exceptional, I think Zoe Quinn is a massive exceptional individual over how she pissed away all her opportunities, like a book deal from a first rate publisher and a movie deal from Sony, out of sheer laziness.

That's not actual dumbness, though, that's just being a failure, something lolcows exceed at regardless of raw intelligence.

It is still pretty amazing how she managed to pivot from a situation where she was literally considered a hero of feminism and whatever to being a completely irrelevant idiot.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

James Terry Mitchell Jr is a contender. Jimbo fails to understand how children can't really consent to sex, he openly creeps on people and constantly jimbos on pedo bullshit and wonders why he gets the hate he does, and he jaywalks into traffic because crossing normally is too inconvenient. Among many, many other things.

And of course, he's an unrepentant child molester.

And yet he still thinks he's a genius. With an IQ of 124 -- because an online quiz told him so.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Ms. Diana "Raven" Sparks

She is..... One of a kind. Her faked "suicide" was dedicated to all of us here at Kiwi and the folks at lolcow. Of course said suicide only resulted in a week long hiatus from her Social Media.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

James Terry Mitchell Jr is a contender. Jimbo fails to understand how children can't really consent to sex, he openly creeps on people and constantly jimbos on pedo bullshit and wonders why he gets the hate he does, and he jaywalks into traffic because crossing normally is too inconvenient. Among many, many other things.

James... Sometimes I wonder what his real IQ is. Because he clearly doesn't exhibit the kind of intelligence someone with a supposed 124 IQ would utilize.

Because we're talking about a man who thinks it's okay to have prepubescent children suck him off and think he can get away with it for nearly a decade. All the while bragging about it and not realizing that he's setting himself up as a police target. Hell, he managed to make his fellow pedophiles shun him. And when even some of the sickest people shun you, you know you dun fucked up to high hell.

I'd also say that Andrew Dobson's been slowly reaching a second place position with MovieBob. Both of them are among the best examples of twitter stupidity and lack of self-awareness next to Jimbo the Pedo.

 

[Perverted Cat]

I won't go into much detail since they all have separate threads, but on who I know of and from experience with these people, it's a three-way toss-up between Brianna Wu, Sarah Butts, and Izzy Galvez. They share that alarmist mentality in how people aren't thinking like them. They have to claim harassment when people are telling them they're wrong on subjects like ideology and gaming. They don't know how to handle criticism and make excuses for their bad choices and behavior. They also aren't afraid to drive their opponents off websites either. Most frustrating of all, their lack of self-awareness. They're not just dumb, they're dangerously dumb.

 

[DumbDosh]

While she's not functionally exceptional, I think Zoe Quinn is a massive exceptional individual over how she pissed away all her opportunities, like a book deal from a first rate publisher and a movie deal from Sony, out of sheer laziness.

If we're going dumbest by wasted potential then Quinn wins by far.

If we're going dumbest by just being gullible and being easily manipulated into doing the dumbest shit and believing the dumbest shit, then it's clearly Chris. The whole bluespike reveal call was sad because of how stupid Chris was in the entire situation and how pitiful it was, but there was that part where Bluespike tells him to burn his house down and then other people in the call go "stop you fucking idiot" because Chris legitimately is that dumb to potentially burn down his entire house to try to get a girl that he's never met or seen that is just a young boy doing a shitty impression. I don't know anyone else that is more gullible or dumber than that.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I would third @James Terry Mitchell Jr as being one of the biggest idiots. I would also add @Pissedoffuser/Mike Holland, @Marjan Šiklić, Nick Bate, or MadThad as nominations as well with how idiotic their choices are (especially the latter two) and how they all have absolutely no ounce of self-awareness whatsoever at all. @Leonard F. Shaner Jr. was also highly exceptional and quite frankly beyond retarded as well in terms of intelligence and especially in lack of self-awareness.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I would third @James Terry Mitchell Jr as being one of the biggest idiots. I would also add @Pissedoffuser/Mike Holland, @Marjan Šiklić, Nick Bate, or MadThad as nominations as well with how idiotic their choices are (especially the latter two) and how they all have absolutely no ounce of self-awareness whatsoever at all. @Leonard F. Shaner Jr. was also highly exceptional and quite frankly beyond exceptional as well in terms of intelligence and especially in lack of self-awareness.

Good call on Shaner. Almost forgot his time on the Farms was Stupidity incarnate.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg

This is a man who literally thinks he can sue the FBI because they haven't investigated and shut down Kiwifarms using the RICO act.

... and eats garbage.

 

[Lurkman]

Chris-Chan because he is actually killing himself indirectly with Unclit 2.0

Such a shame too, if he was actually listening and taking people seriously, he would probably actually fix the problem (I say probably because you know)