Who is the least fuckable Lolcow? -

[grumble_bum]

From Chan to Yanniv and everything in between, which of these paragon's of sexual unattraction take the Crown as the least likely to be fucked by you, the average farmer who has been forced (by some unseen hypothetical circumstances) to choose which members of this motley crew you would fuck last.

If this thread is aids please kill it quickly without remorse.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Given recent events, I'd guess Mumkey is pretty high on everyone's list.

 

[JB 236]

I would have said your mum but she has a tight arsehole which makes up for it.

Any in the Rat Kings really take the cake.

 

[Damn Near]

I'd have to say Amberlynn Reid, however I know fully well that internet sickos would probably kill each other for a chance to plunder her areas

 

[grumble_bum]

Given recent events, I'd guess Mumkey is pretty high on everyone's list.

If Liu liked him for a bit, I guarantee someone is enjoying the weird eye contact somewhere.

edit: I'm retarded.

 

[Draza]

Mundane Matt. Soy and boulders are big turn off.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Most fuckable would be a vastly more manageable list.

 

[cypocraphy]

MovieBob.

 

[WoodlumHax]

yaniv. beyond a shadow of a doubt.

 

[Bessie]

Zoosadists and similar horror cows.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Boogie

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

Oh that just got to be Shane Holmberg!
There is just some kind of putrid aura all around that soyinfested husk that makes everybody sick in 2 miles radius of him...

 

[Chicken Picnic]

ADF cause i don't think even @Dynastia will love and respect that snatch

 

[edboy]

Probably Nick Bate. That Twitter post where he announced that one of his rotted front teeth cracked and fell out of his mouth makes both my soul and my dong retract into me.

 

[Pitere pit]

I will say Andrew Dobson, you can smell the creepyness, soy, and general fuckiness that happens on his brain from miles. No wonder he hasn't a known girlfriend.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

That's like asking which type of cancer you would prefer to die of.

 

[The Flawless Gazelles]

your mom

 

[YW 525]

Kurt Eichenwald probably ejaculates like a moose.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chloe Sagal, unless you’re really creative.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

All the dead ones.
Gross and also illegal.