Who is the least fuckable Lolcow? -

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I have more cows to learn about, but Tommy Tooter and the Slayton sisters are the only ones I can think of ATM that have made me actually feel icky deep inside just by looking at them. The forehead fat triggers me, as does something in tommy's face.
 

Clop

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I'm gonna say Amberlynn just because it's physically impossible to get around all that blubber to the holes. Everyone else is at least somehow reachable.
 
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Munchie_Minder

Bringing attention, just not the kind you desire.
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Kelly Ronahan the Vampire Munchie, her legs are rotting off and the smell.
Not to mention, she’s so fucking crazy, it is possible you may not survive; either from some gangrene spread to your nether bits or her psycho ass killing you if you don’t do what she wants.
 

Autisimodo

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All of them. Would you want to fuck someone who has a thread here, and would most likely tell the whole world about you and your hawt secks, I wouldn't.
 
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nonvir_1984

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I am having hallucinations just even thinking about this. There is a fuckability line, beyond which it does not matter....I guess it is an alternative to capital punishment.
 
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nonvir_1984

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This Aussie friend, a girl actually, used this expression of some idiot who was hitting on her. She said he was a three bager and one gager. A gag to shove in his mouth; a bag to put on his head. Another bag to vomit into and then a bag for her head.
 

Stranger Neighbors

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Julie Terryberry, in current state. Also I'm just not one for all that digging... I'm lazy
 

Tragi-Chan

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Tommy Tooter. Just everything about him is revolting.

Are there any who are actually fuckable?
 
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