Who is the least fuckable Lolcow? -

JambledUpWords

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Armored Skeptic is pretty bad too. He isn’t as revolting as someone like Tommy Tooter or Amberlynn, but he’s still fat and tries too hard to look young. His spending habits are bad as well. Also, because him and Shoe are so open about their sex life online, he probably is very boring in bed.
 

Plague Dog

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Armored Skeptic is pretty bad too. He isn’t as revolting as someone like Tommy Tooter or Amberlynn, but he’s still fat and tries too hard to look young. His spending habits are bad as well. Also, because him and Shoe are so open about their sex life online, he probably is very boring in bed.
Eh, he just has dad bod. Compare to Tom Preston.
 

Ryotaro Dojima

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Arin from gane grumps. He looks unkempt, he probably smells horrible and doesn't wash. He also has an ego. It would be like a sex scene from American psycho, but with a Neanderthal.
 

JambledUpWords

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The lolcows I’d be least likely to sex are the super fats, furries and the troons. The rest would have to be on an individual case to see if I would sex them.
 

Dimetrodon

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Tommy Tooter. I'm hoping that these people listing Amberlyn have just blocked Tom out of their minds and wouldn't seriously want to fuck a pedophile, schizo granny tyranny over a feeder.
 
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