Who is the most heterosexual KF user? -

[FuckedUp]

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[FuckedUp]

@FuckedUp

 

[Clown Baby]

How many hard lemonades have you had?

 

[FuckedUp]

How many hard lemonades have you had?

zero

 

[Pandy Fackler]

The most heterosexual user, is the one who doesn't post or register, and only lurks.

 

[Trapitalism]

me

 

[Just A Butt]

Donny Long.

 

[Ravelord]

@bearycool, obviously

 

[Alcatraz]

Sure as fuck ain't me.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

@everyone is the straightest arrow on the paper.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I heard that @bearycool is a stone cold slayer of puss. Only someone as masculine and hetero as him could've given me detailed prostate massage instructions without making it sound gay. A real man's man.

 

[Stoneheart]

Im very sure its not @Hollywood Hulk Hogan

 

[Vlinny-kun]

If you even know what kiwifarms is, I'm pretty sure you enjoy cock.

 

[bearycool]

I heard that @bearycool is a stone cold slayer of puss. Only someone as masculine and hetero as him could've given me detailed prostate massage instructions without making it sound gay. A real man's man.

If you can hit the g spot, you can hit the clit fam.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Me. Straight as an arrow, baby.

 

[Furret]

Nobody is straight here.

 

[ditto]

SIGSEGV (RIP)

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm a male lesbian so not me

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I was going to say me, but then I remembered that mansex conga line I got into this morning.