WHo thought this was a good idea? -

[Marissa Moira]

Seriously, I just wanted to buy some small stuff, not log on and have my animalistic primal fear instincts triggered.

It's like she's going to fucking devour me like the apes in Congo!

 

[Idiotron]

I like how all these companies hired hippies for their HR and PR divisions and now, their ads feature ugly off-putting people.
Attractive men and women sell products, this woman looks like a radio personality, only in the current year can she be the face of an ad campaign.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

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Seriously, I just wanted to buy some small stuff, not log on and have my animalistic primal fear instincts triggered.

It's like she's going to fucking devour me like the apes in Congo!

That is the face millions of Big Mac's saw before they met their end.

 

[garakfan69]

Anyone who uses Amazon must suffer.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!!"

 

[needs tree fitty]

Well this would explain why I boxed up a Desk of cheez-its at the warehouse today.

 

[SSF2T Old User]

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

Le epic indeed.

 

[Just Dont]

Remember when you had to go to gore sites to watch disturbing shit?

 

[Dysnomia]

That's absolutely terrifying. I'd say that a pretty girl smiling happily at her purchases would be a better way to do this campaign. But it's the current year so...

 

[Marissa Moira]

That's absolutely terrifying. I'd say that a pretty girl smiling happily at her purchases would be a better way to do this campaign. But it's the current year so...

I like that the black woman is the only one being promoted because I've gone to a few sites and it's only her that people are talking about due to how freaky she looks.

 

[hot hot leg]

You are the product.