Who was Chris' Mystery Friend? -

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

Saw this a few years ago, and I've never found out who this DANG DIRTY MALE Chris allowed into his room was. He wasn't a troll because there was no trolling saga associated to him, and we all know Chris hates all males who aren't Bob. The idea that Chris allowed him into The Inner Sanctum is amazing in of itself. AND he even wore Chris' shirt and Medallion of all things!

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So, who was he? What happened to him since? Is his skeleton still laying someone at the bottom of The Hoard?

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

i believe this was discussed before and we all came to the conclusion that "it is a mystery."

 

[Anchuent Christory]

My money's on somebody from church who agreed to a seemingly harmless request but had no idea of the horrors that awaited him in 14 Branchland Court.

 

[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

i believe this was discussed before and we all came to the conclusion that "it is a mystery."

Well, I wasn't there.

 

[The Mackers]

I like to think it IS a troll, but one who is still in progress of attaining cocks, so can't drop them yet.

When this was brought up on the old forum, the general idea was that he was a member of his church/youth group

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

So, who was he? What happened to him since? Is his skeleton still laying someone at the bottom of The Hoard?

Jesus Lord on a pogo stick, I hope not. Love dolls are fairly cheap, right? No reason for either remaining occupant to resort to necrophilia.

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

I don't think we'll ever know. And maybe that's for the best.

EDIT: It's interesting how different that video is from a typical CWC production: Chris appears farter away, the camera seems to be on some kind of tripod (I get the feeling that usually Chris would just stack some game cartridges or boxes and place his camera there). Maybe the Magical Man had some notions about video making.

 

[Globe]

I asked this once and was told that it was Kim's boyfriend or some such.

 

[Dunsparce]

The guy is Podmonkey, a Something Awful goon that got lucky.

He went into hiding shortly afterwards and doesn't want to be associated with Chris.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I believe it got stated at some point that before Chris went into ultra-recluse mode, although he said he hated most every male in actuality if you went up to him IRL and were friendly he'd open up to you.

 

[Mr. 0]

It was Alec Benson Leary.

 

[CatParty]

So, the potion didn't work?

 

[Holdek]

FWI, Podmonkey also taped this: [youtube]CMR1gT5eMMQ[/youtube]

And this: [youtube]PgwIXjiKCzU[/youtube]

Podmonkey knew [cwc]Joshua Martinez[/cwc], some of the [cwc]JERKOPS[/cwc] at [cwc]Fashion Square Mall[/cwc], and also played Chris in Pokemon at Toys R US when Chris was asked to leave for breaking the rules of the game. He used to hang out in IRC a lot and was a field agent before he disappeared like a fart in the wind.

Some people think that Podmonkey also taped Rollin' and Trollin', but Marvin denies that. Still, the resemblance looks kind of similar, as far as one can tell:

 

[Thetan]

AND he even wore Chris' shirt and Medallion of all things!

WTF ever possessed him to wear Chris' shirt? Can you imagine pulling that disgusting, filthy, dirty, greasy thing over your head and having it next to your skin? I wouldn't want that thing anywhere near me!

 

[JULAY]

The guy is Podmonkey, a Something Awful goon that got lucky.

He went into hiding shortly afterwards and doesn't want to be associated with Chris.

I came here to say this, but you said it. Mission accomplished.

Back to my beer...

 

[Lucrid]

AND he even wore Chris' shirt and Medallion of all things!

WTF ever possessed him to wear Chris' shirt? Can you imagine pulling that disgusting, filthy, dirty, greasy thing over your head and having it next to your skin? I wouldn't want that thing anywhere near me!

I always wondered if that was actually Chris's shirt or if he had just brought his own orange shirt specifically for the video.

 

[pickleniggo]

I always wondered if that was actually Chris's shirt or if he had just brought his own orange shirt specifically for the video.

I truly hope it was his own shirt.

 

[potrzebie]

What I wonder is who came up with the idea for the video? Did Podmonkey say "Hey! We should do a Nutty Professor-esque transformation video!" or was Chris like "I-if I transform into da mageckal man, maybe dey'll tink i'm not de uh, monster dere!" ?

Like, whose idea was it to drape podmonkey in a filthy shirt and medallion?

 

[homerbeoulve]

AND he even wore Chris' shirt and Medallion of all things!

WTF ever possessed him to wear Chris' shirt? Can you imagine pulling that disgusting, filthy, dirty, greasy thing over your head and having it next to your skin? I wouldn't want that thing anywhere near me!

PCP, cocaine, opium and ecstasy.

 

[The Dude]

So, the potion didn't work?

Of course. Chris fails at everything.

AND he even wore Chris' shirt and Medallion of all things!

WTF ever possessed him to wear Chris' shirt? Can you imagine pulling that disgusting, filthy, dirty, greasy thing over your head and having it next to your skin? I wouldn't want that thing anywhere near me!

PCP, cocaine, opium and ecstasy.

Now that's a party!