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Doc Cassidy

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Probably my buddy's roommate Skins. I don't even know his real name, everyone just called him Skinny or Skins because he was super lanky to the point of being almost skeletal. I always liked smoking weed with him because the stories he told were trippy as hell.

The creepiest thing about him was that he collected animal skulls. He didn't buy them off the internet or anything, he carried a machete in his car and if he saw a dead raccoon or cat he'd cut its head off and leave it on the front porch until it rotted away then bring the skull in his room.

One day he came home with a fresh goat head and the first thing we asked is where the fuck he found a goat head. I wish you could understand what Skins's voice sounds like, it's low and slow and he enunciates every word. He said "I was driving and I saw some goats in a field and thought about how I really wanted a goat skull. So I parked my car and got my machete and I cut one of their heads off. I felt bad because he was still alive but I really wanted a goat skull."

Skins was a pretty crazy dude. I haven't talked to him in years so I don't know if he's upgraded to children's skulls yet.
 

chunkygoth

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I haven't met any notably creepy people that I can recall, but someone my bf met has always scared me.
There was a teacher at my bf's high school who was notably weird. He taught German, but he had a PhD in Art History, and for his thesis he followed around an avant-garde European artist whose schtick was to cut the penises off of rats, spray paint the penises different colors, and then nail them to boards. He did this for several years so that's a little insight into his interests. He didn't believe in gravity but he did believe in weight (???) and would argue with students in class about it. After my bf graduated, he tried to kill his wife. He did not succeed but he beat her so hard one of her eyes popped out*. Now that guy is in jail. It always seemed bizarre to me that a school would hire someone whose thesis is such a red flag.

*She popped it back in.
 

The Shadow

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I haven't met any notably creepy people that I can recall, but someone my bf met has always scared me.
There was a teacher at my bf's high school who was notably weird. He taught German, but he had a PhD in Art History, and for his thesis he followed around an avant-garde European artist whose schtick was to cut the penises off of rats, spray paint the penises different colors, and then nail them to boards. He did this for several years so that's a little insight into his interests. He didn't believe in gravity but he did believe in weight (???) and would argue with students in class about it. After my bf graduated, he tried to kill his wife. He did not succeed but he beat her so hard one of her eyes popped out*. Now that guy is in jail. It always seemed bizarre to me that a school would hire someone whose thesis is such a red flag.

*She popped it back in.
You'd think so, but I mean Nintendo hired Ali Rapp so...oversights like that seem to be a blindspot for HR.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

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I attract weirdos like shit atracts flies, so I'd be hard-pressed to come up with a person I haven't written about on the forum already. Here's a summery of some I've mentioned before:
-Dumpy Harry Potter look-a-like who is super quiet and unassuming, yet goes full-force creeper if a girl talkes to him. Used to jerk off in the library A LOT and has been suspended many times for it. Allegedly printed out porn pics on the library computers. Asked to see my titties. Offered to fuck a teacher. Got removed from the school after that.
-Schizophrenic guy who had a meltdown over a club fundraiser online post which featured the address of the local pizza place. Apparently that's HIS address. Also something about Satan. Thought George Bush ate babies. Probably thinks the same about Trump. Stalks multiple women and wrote a murder mystery love story about one in which he kills her. Thinks that's romantic. Also he fucks cheap (and presumably, desperate) prostitutes in staggering numbers, leading to a recent AIDS scare. Scared half my college tutoring center to the point that they wouldn't work with him, the Cultural Center Club is terrified of him. I've got six people all offering to beat him within inches of his life if he so much as looks at me funny. Looks like the guy from Eraserhead but with a perpetually condecending expression.
-Middle aged dude that looks like Baron Harkonnen after major bariatric surgery. Used to go around campus photographing young women and posting them online. Fapping was probably involved. The cops definitly were. Allegedly is legally barred from having a Facebook. Has a massive stack of harrasment reports against him and the entire faculty knows about his creepiness but my college is too retar.ded to do anything about him. The local bus system has banned him on occasion and nearly every routine bus rider (and driver) knows to avoid his creepy ass.
 

Cosmos

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I've been blessed with a lack of creepy people in my life, but one incident still stands out.

When I was about 15 or 16 I was at a bookstore with my mom to get my required reading books for the upcoming school year. After I got them I wandered off by myself to find books to read for fun. After a while I noticed that this guy (I'm bad at guessing ages but he was probably in his thirties) was staring at me. I got creeped out and moved to a different section of bookshelves. Sure enough, he followed me, although this time he tried to make it less obvious; he was still peeking at me from around the shelf. I moved to a new shelf and yep, there he was. When I was about to leave again he tried to strike up a conversation with me (I forget what it was about) and it was really awkward.

I quickly excused myself and left, but yet again he started following me. I got freaked out and quickly bolted for the restroom, texting my mom to meet me there. When I left to meet her, the guy thankfully wasn't there. But when we left the building, I turned around and saw him watching me from the window. I was so creeped out I didn't even mention the incident to my mom.

Also, you should know that I've always had a baby face and look younger than I actually am, so there's no way this guy thought I was older than I was. I was very clearly a young teenager and he was much older.
 

Oscar Wildean

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I've got an interesting one that I blocked from my memory until a post on here brought it all back.

Many years ago I made the mistake of stopping and talking to some random stranger who was standing outside of a coffee shop and asking people for change. These days I would keep walking but I ended up stuck in a conversation with the guy for way too long. First it was innocent topics like music and bands. Then he noticed that I had black nail polish on and he asked about it. He ended up telling me about how two women he loved killed themselves. In great detail. It was awkward and I just wanted to leave. At one point point the guy asked me if I wanted to go in his van and that he wouldn't fuck me because he "wasn't on."
I told him I had a girlfriend at the time and wasn't interested.

He started asking me if I was going to kill myself. I kept saying no.

Weird guy: Promise me you won't do one thing... I don't want you to kill yourself.
Me- I won't. I don't want to kill myself.
Weird guy- Don't do it, I don't want you to kill yourself.
Me- Don't worry, I won't.
Weird Guy- You can't kill yourself.
Me- I won't.
Weird Guy- ARE YOU GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE!!‽??
Me- No.
Weird Guy- DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE!!!
Me- I won't commit suicide.
Weird Guy- YOU PROMISE?
Me- I promise I won't commit suicide.


A woman happened to pass me while this was going on and I said she was my friend and I went with her to get away from that creepy person. I'm glad that stranger walked by me because I would have stayed there since I didn't know how to get out of it.
 
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I've encountered a few creepy people in my time and I have heard or witnessed stories about them from people I know, I could fill a whole thread with these anecdotes and keep at it for a week.

In college, a couple of my friends were people who were members of a club for RPGs, the tabletop variety. I wasn't a member but I did hang about a couple of times and one of their regulars was not a student, but a guy of about thirty who was still dressing and acting like a typical high school devil worshipping edgy person. Giant pentacle on a chain, black trenchcoat, all of that and a pair of giant square-lensed amber-tinted glasses and a haircut that was like he couldn't decide between a flattop crewcut and a mullet and split the difference. For awhile he was part of a DnD game along with one of the freshman girls in the club and insisted on walking her home from the place the game was held back to her dorm even though it was only a few blocks and regaled her with his status as a Satanist, black magician and psychic vampire and bragged about all of the spells he could perform. Shortly before he left the club due to a new job elsewhere he managed to follow another girl into her dorm and rather pressingly attempted to invite her to partake in an orgy with him and his many girlfriends, though as far as anyone knew his only gf was some generic surly fat gothy chick ten years younger than him.

from that same locale, another girl I knew was approached by this guy that she passed on his way to class. From the description, I was sure I'd seen this guy around somewhere. He couldn't have been more than 5'2", weighed probably 100 pounds, and dressed like a slightly more subdued version of an over the top nerd from a 1980s sitcom. He always had on a white button up shirt tucked into black slacks that were pulled up a bit too high but not up to his armpits or anything, and wore these glasses with plain black plastic frames. He was a tiny, awkward, dorky guy but he seemed nice enough (to her), and he always made a point of greeting her and waving when they passed each other on her way to an early morning class. She didn't think much of it, just another one of the people she encountered on a daily basis, he became just one more of those familiar faces.

So one day, he decided to make his move, instead of simply saying "hello" he started quizzing her if she knew a "Claudette" and when she said she wasn't familiar with any Claudettes he went from mild to enraged:
"You definitely know Claudette, you were in her dorm room when I walked by, I saw you!" She attempted to disentangle herself from the "conversation" but he just got angrier and demanded to know why she was lying - she was immediately fed up and told him to chill out and leave her be. His response was to suddenly become contrite, apologize for getting loud and then ask her, now that "I got your attention", out for a coffee or a bite to eat off campus or visit this teashop or- she declined and walked off leaving him standing there fuming and jabbering about how women were all liars or a similar vein of thought. Through asking a few people in her classes, she learned that he wasn't even taking any classes in that particular building and so had no business being in that building. He had passed her every day for much of that semester, so apparently, he was hanging out in that building just to say hello to her every day. Apparently he was in his mid twenties but looked like he was twelve and from what she gathered from conversations with other people, he had a reputation for latching onto random girls about the campus, effectively stalking them until they freaked out and told him to piss off. No one had ever seen him in any classes, and no one was really even sure if he was even a student.
 

Commander X

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Samples of some of my own personal cavalcade of weirdos I've encountered

- roommate at a rental house I stayed at in my immediate post-college housing situation, where a group of people were sharing the rent and bedrooms. Lucky me, I got a room with a black dude who stared in the mirror and quoted movies. He also had vivid out-loud fantasies where he was a maverick cop who did what it takes, and he constantly had arguments with his superiors over his tactics. When the arguments got especially nasty, or when he was employing his tactics on perps in the interrogation room, he would be laying on his single-size bed on his side of the room facing the wall as close as he could possibly get, and then he would whisper FURIOUSLY into the wall, which did nothing to buffer or muffle the madness coming out of his mouth. I would lay on my bed on the other side of the not very big room as he would be tearing a perp to shreds with his words or expressing anguish over having his hands tied by the chief. He more or less lived through every possible scenario wherein a hot-headed young black idealist cop couldn't achieve justice on his community.

- Gary, a one-time next door neighbor of mine who used to spend his entire paycheck on crank and stay up for a week at a time, playing music late into the night, covering his face with "war paint" and wearing an army helmet he had hand-painted sloppy psychedelic colors. Gary was obsessed with the Doors and used to introduce himself to people as ''Gary Morrison'' and gave off a very odd vibe. I mean, yeah of course he did.

- Lived near a "boarding house" run by a landlady , a 50ish woman from Austria with an on-again off-again boyfriend named (I swear) Michael Jackson, who took a bit too much acid once upon a time and thought he was the second coming of Christ. Her home was a nest of insanity, with an incredible succession of weirdos, crooks and dope fiends cycling through it during the time I was living nearby, which included her son and tenant Eric, who was a drunk, a meth fiend, frantically paranoid and a certified loon who got a crazy check from the government. He actually attacked me once due to some delusion of his, resulting in a clumsy fistfight between him with his crazy eyes staring at me, me and another neighbor. The cops used to show up to get him on a regular basis (drunk/high and disorderly or beating up his mom or her boyfriend). The cops showed up one night for him and it took them about an hour for them to finally drag him out the crawlspace he'd been hiding in.
 
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ASU

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This weird kid in the 4th grade asked me to nut in a cup so he could drink it, and when I said no he told me someone peed on his shoes earlier that day. I closed the door in his face at that point.

A girl I dated in 8th grade freaked out because she thought I wanted her to suck my dick. Which, I mean, I did but she thought I was obsessed about it, which I wasn't. Later she had a panic attack in school and it turned out her dad was abusing her and obsessed with getting head from her.

In the 12th grade I stumbled upon my best friend's father's hurtcore CP collection. Turned out she (my friend) was one of his victims. I found it by innocently searching for "games" on his PC. "Games.jpg" was one of the CP filenames, the picture involved broomsticks and a toddler.

Then there was the 12 year old nympho who fucked my friend while insisting that his face be covered with pictures of Gloria Estefan and Madonna.

Really now that I think about it I could type all night about the freaky-ass people I've met. I met a crack dealer with a personal slave crackhead once.
 

Cosmos

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A girl I dated in 8th grade freaked out because she thought I wanted her to suck my dick. Which, I mean, I did but she thought I was obsessed about it, which I wasn't. Later she had a panic attack in school and it turned out her dad was abusing her and obsessed with getting head from her.

In the 12th grade I stumbled upon my best friend's father's hurtcore CP collection. Turned out she (my friend) was one of his victims. I found it by innocently searching for "games" on his PC. "Games.jpg" was one of the CP filenames, the picture involved broomsticks and a toddler.
That’s really, really disgusting and sad. I hope those two girls are in a better state now.
 

Chopinpiano

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Probably my buddy's roommate Skins. I don't even know his real name, everyone just called him Skinny or Skins because he was super lanky to the point of being almost skeletal. I always liked smoking weed with him because the stories he told were trippy as hell.

The creepiest thing about him was that he collected animal skulls. He didn't buy them off the internet or anything, he carried a machete in his car and if he saw a dead raccoon or cat he'd cut its head off and leave it on the front porch until it rotted away then bring the skull in his room.

One day he came home with a fresh goat head and the first thing we asked is where the fuck he found a goat head. I wish you could understand what Skins's voice sounds like, it's low and slow and he enunciates every word. He said "I was driving and I saw some goats in a field and thought about how I really wanted a goat skull. So I parked my car and got my machete and I cut one of their heads off. I felt bad because he was still alive but I really wanted a goat skull."

Skins was a pretty crazy dude. I haven't talked to him in years so I don't know if he's upgraded to children's skulls yet.

sounds like a serial killer
 

Doc Cassidy

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sounds like a serial killer
Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on the news for the inevitable day that he's arrested so I can brag to everyone that I used to smoke dope with a serial killer, that will get me so much pussy. I'm going to go on the news and talk about how he seemed so normal and how surprised I am which is a lie but the news is all lies anyway. I'll say he loved animals which is technically true in a way.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

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Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on the news for the inevitable day that he's arrested so I can brag to everyone that I used to smoke dope with a serial killer, that will get me so much pussy. I'm going to go on the news and talk about how he seemed so normal and how surprised I am which is a lie but the news is all lies anyway. I'll say he loved animals which is technically true in a way.
Shiiit, that reminds me of a story my parents have told me about their high school days. They were DnD playing metalheads and hung out in similar company of metalheads and stoners. After school they'd chill and this one really creepy dude would hang out in their group. Not super older tham them, but still too old to be hanging out with high schoolers. Had longish black hair, hispanic looking, creepy as hell. Turns out that this wasn't just any creepy guy, when Richard Ramirez was finally arrested my parents and their friend group all swore that this was the creepy guy who hung out with them after school.
So my parents might have smoked pot with the Night Stalker at some point.
 
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