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Who was your first LOLcow?

Discussion in 'Lolcow General' started by Pikonic, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. I didn't learn about Chris until the SurfShack Tito saga, so I was a little late to the party. The first LOLcow I remember was Spax3. Yours?
     
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  2. CWC was the first and only one that stuck out to me.

    I will have no other lolcows before the mighty Christian (formerly Christopher) Weston (Spanish nickname Ricardo) Chandler!
     
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  3. your mom
     
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  4. CatParty.
     
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  5. Chris was! Unless you count the trove of lolcows on Serebii like this one guy who reeeeeeeeeeeeally liked Whitney a little too much and all of those rabbid shippers.
     
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  6. My heartsweet. :heart-full:
     
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  7. spaps

    spaps I'LL FUCK YOU OFF AT NO COST

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  8. I think my first ED article was cindylovespiccolo, and I read a ton of articles that night and also found Chris. It was either late 2009/early 2010ish.
     
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  9. Darn, beat me to it!

    The first LOLcow I ever learned about was Bean. Her article was also the first ED article I ever read so it has a special place in my heart :tomgirl:
     
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  10. Mostly anyone that had an ED article around 2008/09 (I knew of Sonic lolcows like Spax and Sonmanic before then), Chris was the first one I did any research on when I found the CWCki in 2011.
     
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  11. The chick who wrote My Immortal
     
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  12. Chris-chan himself.
     
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  13. Forgot. I think it's Mariotehplumber.
     
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  14. Christian "Kaka Apple Chrisp" Westion Chandler hisself. I discovered him just as the Liquid Saga kicked off.
     
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  16. exball

    exball He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin!

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  17. Chris was my first, followed very closely by GoddessMine. I remember the whole damn thing unfolding and becoming what it was on 7chan.
     
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  18. I haven't thought about cindylovespiccolo in years. I heard she actually turned her life around.
     
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  19. DisneyFan01.
     
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