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Who was your first LOLcow?

Discussion in 'Lolcow General' started by Pikonic, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. Which Phil? ADF I hope.
     
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  2. Kphoria and Spax3 were the first cows I encountered back in my dA days.
     
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  3. Completely forgot about the strange world of Kphoria. I suppose I knew of him before Chris.

    Thanks for giving me flashbacks to something I happily forgot.
     
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  4. I think it was Chasethehedgehog, then Chris.

    although I was kind of confused on whether he is a lolcow or a troll at the time I found him.
     
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  7. Snapesnogger. Anybody remember her?
     
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  8. Ravda. She faked having autism because she knew a friend who had it.
     
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  9. Ryulong. I wasn't even aware there was such a thing as a "lolcow" until he told me to "I will not be turned into a lolcow" while obsessing over My Little Pony horsefucking child rapists.
     
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  10. It's funny that he thinks you can turn someone into a lolcow. Being a lolcow is something you just are and Ryulong is definitely one, and chose to become one through his own madness.
     
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  11. Christian Weston Chandler and the TGWTG crew. I'd say That guy with the glasses was first but at that point I didn't even know what a lolcow was, I just thought the drama going on there was interesting and a lot of times funny so I followed it as much as possible.

    I knew about Chris since around the beginning when he started popping up around 4chan but didn't really start following his stuff extensively until around 2012 or 2013. I started lurking here and /cow/ around a year ago and, well, here I am.
     
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  12. I think the first cow I actively watched was SapphyDracases I saw her drawings on some kind of proto cringe art thread and eventually followed the trail to ED. I barely knew what furrys and Mary Sues and was amazed that it was a real thing. How could I not?

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    Does Buckly before 'Loss' count? I remember thinking his comic was boring way back when and couldn't understand why my friends thought it was good. This was before all of his fuckery came out, so I guess he wasn't really a cow then.
     
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  13. It's a tie between SnapeSnogger and DivineAngel for me.
     
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  14. Krystal Draper. She stole my photos and webdesigns from me and a compleye psycho.
    Anyone remember Krystal/krystle draper from Canada?
     
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  15. jordanriver89 and Englando08 but the latter is more of a laughing stock.
     
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  16. I'd say CWC but then I remembered of one Swedish paedophile who bombed 4chan for years. Kimmo Alm in my opinion was better than CWC because he really brought it upon himself by being a very open paedophile spammer and most importantly: a rageaholic. He'd constantly spam his bulletin board and had legitimately expected it to be the next Facebook yet would ban people at the drop of a hat. Then he'd whine about how he was getting no traffic and how his ungrateful audience wasn't spreading the word. Never mind that he was always banning everyone as soon as they arrived.
    Copycat bulletin boards triggered him hard so one was set up and a script was made to scrape his angry rants so no one would need to visit his site to see them. Oh that guy provided some fine salt. Eventually he got his domains stolen and was kicked off from every host who would put up with his bullshit so the last I heard of him was in 2011 or so.
     
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  17. Zombaby on something awful

    Well, I guess it was more the parents, the baby wasn't technically "alive"
     
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  18. He wasn't as funny as CWC but that one POS and maybe a couple others is personally responsible for 4chan adopting captchas.
     
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  19. I think it was another spammer who plastered CP everywhere who forced moot to adopt captcha.
     
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  20. 03bgood / Blake Good and Mistystuffer / Ryan Clarke are the two ones I first remember discovering.
     
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