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I just posted about a legendary usenet lolcow who was my first lolcow. So glad someone else here remembers all those usenet trolls. Remember that Christian guy who had targeted a suicidal young woman in one of the pro-choice suicide newsgroups? I forgot his name unfortunately, but he would definitely be considered a horrorcow by today's standards.There were a whole bunch of them on usenet, 20 years ago
OMG, the LiveJournal lolcows. Another black chapter in the history book of online lolcows. ED would've been be a lot leaner if it weren't for all of them.Back when LiveJournal was all the rage, sometime around 200
My second lolcow, and first Internet lolcow. https://web.archive.org/web/20090227035443/http://www.aishamusic.com/ http://www.thefullwiki.org/Aisha_GoodisonI remember watching something on TV about a cult leader who said things like, "I will give you gold" even though said gold was really gold-colored aluminum foil. If I remember correctly, she also claimed that she was the reincarnation of Tomoyuki Yamashita. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomoyuki_Yamashita
BBC still holds up today, TBH. The first lolcow I interacted with (before I even knew what the term meant) was Matthew Schroeder from VS Battle Wiki. I sent my ideas in for revising several VS profiles, and while some of them were terrible, Schroeder did reject my valid idea about making Sephiroth's profile have two separate keys (look at a VS Battle Wiki profile to see what I mean), with one based on his power level if his Supernova feat was legit, and another based on one where it was assumed to be an outlier. While VS Battle Wiki treats some universes fairly, the mods have an infamous reputation for thinking Undertale characters can destroy universes somehow, and wank (act like a verse is more powerful than it is) a ton of Undertale characters.Other than Chris? Probably MichaelDragon800 and Guptil89 waaaay back in the day when BlackBusterCritic was the bane of the Sonic fandom. My god how things've changed since then.