Who was your first LOLcow? -

Arthur Morgan

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Well for some of these lolcows I was unironically a fan for a while and then grew out of it. Who became a lolcow first? Probably Spoony.
 

Ceci

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Chris was the first one I learned about, but the first one I actively followed to observe cow behaviors was Andrew Dobson, through Encyclopedia Dramatica forum threads. The oldest shitstorm from him I can remember being around to observe was the Batman shooting comic, which came out in 2012. It's insane to think some people have gone for so long with no personal improvement art-wise or as people.
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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Forever Kailyn.

Someone had posted her "peepel are beepin" video, and I was intrigued.
I felt a little sorry for her at first, but the more I read about her, the pity I had went away.
Mostly over how she treats her daughter.
 

ThrowawayMCL

Far worse than you.
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back in 2006-2008, a guy named ShinobiXtreme and a creep named Callum.

>Shinobixtreme was a wannabe Shinobi, collected swords, spent all day playing skulltag(doom II online) and treated the game clan it was in like a military. He even had a chain of command and kicked members who didn't do to debriefings before clan games. The absolute worst thing was he dated a girl named Hana and was extremely attached. made her co-leader, always flirted and held her to high regard and would become emo when she was gone for a few hours. Ironicly, Hana came out to be a 14yo boy and instead stated she was lying and demanded he pretend to be a girl so the clan wouldn't think he was gay. He eventually left when his parents kicked him out and he went' to become a monk'. Last I heard he apparently hunted down Hana and 'beat him up' for playing with his emotions. He was 31yo.

>Callum was a creep I knew around the same time. He was a 19yo(ATT) and would beg for a girlfriend in every match. It got so bad he would harass female gamers to date him even if they just met. He eventually got a irl girlfriend where he then leaked her nudes on the clan forum and blacke mailed her to do more or he'd post them on 4chin. He got banned from skulltag for aimbotting.
Also, He was part of a Love Hina Forum where he stated 'Shinobu' was his waifu and would get into fights with people for posting nsfw images or stating they were her waifu. Ironicly, In a thread topic I made about 'Who's your waifu?" he would periodicly say X cartoon girl was his waifu and the user was stealing his love. He was special and the first person to make feel bad for liking anime.
 
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M'aiq the Liar

白痴猫
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Probably JustinRPG (rip). I already had a fascination with the obscure/exceptional fetish art on Deviantart and came across vore that way. I don't remember if I was looking specifically for this kind of shit on youtube but I found his song 'Stuck in Lugia's Stomach Alone' and then his entire discography.. I've listened to the whole thing too many times. I was also vaguely aware of CWC before that so maybe he was my first, idk.

come to think of it, what probably first got me to enjoy lolcows was watching tim and eric
 

Pukebucket

Genderfear - Thee/Thine
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Snapesnogger was probably the first one I actually knew of, but I didn't really care much about any of the drama surrounding her and nowadays drawing noseless animu mpreg nagas wouldn't even make someone bat an eyelash. The most she ever did from my recollection was draw weird porn and bitch about getting critiqued, which was pretty par for the course back then.

The first lolcows I actually were interested in from an entertainment standpoint were Zeriara and Sevva-Phoenix just due to the amount of shitflinging and drama involved with both of them. Zeriara in particular had so many accusations of being a predatory animal-abusing creepo that she stuck out in my memory as an early horrorcow.

Also Project Chanology was a big deal back then, and every edgy teen who wanted to be validated for quoting memes IRL was all over that shit.
 
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Crazedking

"Get this nigger off this plane"
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i guess the weebwar stuff on the farm directly but my first deep look into lolcows was during gamergate with zoe quinn.
 

OneEyedCool

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The first lolcow that I really followed was Ray Jones, a 50 year old mathematician with a mind boggling obsession with Gadget from Rescue Rangers. Ray and his ilk were the original Bronies in a way.



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Whoa. If that is not making rape looking like in the innocence, then I don't know what is. I think even the rapist defendant's attorney couldn't deny this as well.
 

SnowBall

God Tier Problematic
True & Honest Fan
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Snapesnogger was probably the first one I actually knew of, but I didn't really care much about any of the drama surrounding her and nowadays drawing noseless animu mpreg nagas wouldn't even make someone bat an eyelash. The most she ever did from my recollection was draw weird porn and bitch about getting critiqued, which was pretty par for the course back then.

The first lolcows I actually were interested in from an entertainment standpoint were Zeriara and Sevva-Phoenix just due to the amount of shitflinging and drama involved with both of them. Zeriara in particular had so many accusations of being a predatory animal-abusing creepo that she stuck out in my memory as an early horrorcow.

Also Project Chanology was a big deal back then, and every edgy teen who wanted to be validated for quoting memes IRL was all over that shit.
Snapesnogger was my first lolcow too. By today’s standards her past lolcow behavior is extremely tame. I still remember when she tried to post her art on conceptart.org, an art critique site that pulls no punches telling you your art sucks. The members there gave her really in depth criticism and she got really pissed off. “The snake part is NOT lumpy!” was the highlight of that saga.
 

fischl

tfw no gf who will commit war crimes with you.
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Just Ron toye go into his thread and you'll see what I mean.
 

TheYellowKing

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My first lolcow was a dude name Rudy Davis who has a youtube channel called Lonestar1776. To this day his regularly melts down screaming about how Obama is from Kenya and the FBI is going to frame him.
 

The 3rd Hooligan

I have no eyes but I must shitpost
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Chris is a first but you can also count mister Doug Walker the moment I realized that he was for real and not just funny pretend sperg.

Also some dude on shitty spakle-dog breeding site I used to frequent as a wee little spud. Spergy atheist to the point that
He would get triggered by cartoon cross on halloween decoration. Was 30-40 something.

Wonder if there is a tread on the guy.
 

Autumnal Equinox

Eager for fun
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First heavy hitter lolcow was Chris. Found out about him during the Bluespike saga.

First actual lolcow I can remember? Some dude in the very early days of YouTube (I think his name was roughneck something or other...) who had a massive hate boner for James Rolfe. He'd make videos calling out, yelling at and insulting random people who liked AVGN and commented on his videos, he'd yell at James to get cancer and die in his videos and tell people to kill themselves if they told him to chill the fuck out.

Tried looking for his account but I can't find it or it was deleted. This was way back when AVGN was still new, around the time the Friday the 13th review came out.
 
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