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GreatGrandGeneralAutismo

Leader of the Autism Liberation Army
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Xavier Pace aka LordPerfection aka SpergInfection.I first joined the forum when Ty Beard of Weeb Wars fame name dropped Kiwi Farms on Nick Rekieta's show and spent some time reading up on various internet spergs I found interesting. But my first lolcow that I was actually involved in was that crazy bastard. I miss roasting him and his sped brigade sometimes but they got btfo'd off of youtube a bunch of times for racist shit and locked down their discord server
 

DickMain

The day Dick graced your village
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I don't recall their names, but the 'you dun goofed' dad and his spaz daughter. Would've been way back around 2010 when I stumbled upon ED and learned about these characters.
 

wolfpac92

User Warned: Drive-by Trolling
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Guptill89


He's most known for this one:

But then after everyone shit on him for it he revised it which was just as funny
 

Terfina Aquafina

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I guess my first (personal) lolcow was a truly exceptional Dir en Grey Stan/Groupie back in 2004/2005. Liked dogs, hated people and her vagina (I don't touch my vulva!!). And of course, her and the vocalist had a spiritual connection. She even doxed herself like a true lolcow but disappeared a few years later. I'm still sad about it.
Hey, are you by any chance talking about kareki/ dead tree? She is German, Sounds just like her, she has a Tumblr where she spergs about how only she can truly understand them etc., she is quite fascinating.
 

Maxxicus Callahan

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George Alexander Yaris a.k.a GAY who ran the Public Access Gorgeous George Show. I first saw the prank call compilations to his show on ebaums world in computer class back in Middle Scool
 

Logical Fallacies

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.
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Hey, are you by any chance talking about kareki/ dead tree? She is German, Sounds just like her, she has a Tumblr where she spergs about how only she can truly understand them etc., she is quite fascinating.

Omg, that is the one I am talking about! I think Miyabi is another one of her older nicks.

I know she is German. She used to be all over the German boards back then. lol
 

A Clockwork Soybean

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I used to lurk on a website called FSTDT (Fundies say the Darndest Things). There was this one Christian Fundamentalist guy who was obsessed with Taylor Swift, and would write lengthy analyses of her videos on his personal website, trying to find occult and sexual symbolism. I eventually left the site when it became too much of a haven for neckbeard fedora types, but at the time I thought this guy was hilarious.
 

L50LasPak

We have all the time in the world.
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Terry A Davis wasn't my first Lolcow but he was the first one who showed me that Lolcows weren't all horrible, disgusting people like Chantal or Nikocado Avocado. Granted it took Fredrik Knudsen's video for me to fully understand Terry but I'll be damned if that thing isn't a work of art.

:semperfidelis: you crazy schizo, we all miss you.
 

Terfina Aquafina

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Omg, that is the one I am talking about! I think Miyabi is another one of her older nicks.

I know she is German. She used to be all over the German boards back then. lol
She is alive and doing well. Her Tumblr is deadtree where she writes dozens of posts defending every single thing Kyo did and she is crazier than ever. Idk what is wrong with me, but lolcows and their stupid behavior usually make me angry and upset, but kareki is one of those cows that genuinely make me laugh.
 
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