Who were you in your past life? -

[Wildchild]

Does anyone else remember their past life? In my past life I was a unicorn.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I was an autistic kiwi.

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

I was an autistic kiwi.

Your past life.

 

[Alex Krycek]

A sperm cell that managed to make it.

 

[Wildchild]

A sperm cell that managed to make it.

I don't think I have ever been that in any of my past lives that I can remember.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I don't think I have ever been that in any of my past lives that I can remember.

It was a rough life.

 

[Gaol]

Someone who actually did something in life

 

[Motherboard]

Someone who quickly killed themselves.

 

[Cave]

A drop in the ocean.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Hitler.

 

[ActualKiwi]

I was WildChild.

 

[OldInternetMeme]

I was something clever and amusing.

 

[AnOminous]

I wasn't anything because that's all bullshit.

 

[IHeardThatCurtis]

I was nothing but the empty void.

 

[Cuck Norris]

I was Albert Einstein and Jesus.

 

[GetShrekt]

I was a sweet Translatinx Transvestite... from Transsexual Austranslatina.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I once concluded that I was a Japanese guy who worked at a convenience store in Hokkaido, in an area remote enough that there wasn't a lot of traffic but still close enough to a city that we had fried chicken vending machines. I died at 28 when a supply truck backed up on me.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I once concluded that I was a Japanese guy who worked at a convenience store in Hokkaido, in an area remote enough that there wasn't a lot of traffic but still close enough to a city that we had fried chicken vending machines. I died at 28 when a supply truck backed up on me.

Ah, the guy Yukio Mishima needed most in his final hours....

 

[Bugaboo]

I was a crab in my past life, I am also a crab in this life so nothing has changed

 

[MrJakeTerror]

I was actually Nixon