Who/what was your sexual awakening? - What ripened your kiwi

[betterbullocks]

Bonus points: guess the awakening of the poster above you.

 

[Rand /pol/]

@TerribleIdeas™'s wife's son's father's mother's penis.

guess the awakening of the poster above you.

Probably a dude.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Sabrina explained it all

 

[eldri]

When I was in elementary school, my parents took me to see the film, Chicago...

I now have an affinity towards dangerous women in leather.

 

[kadoink]

When I was in elementary school, my parents took me to see the film, Chicago...

I now have an affinity towards dangerous women in leather.

Always nice to meet a Richard Gere fan, watch where your sitting ;P

I had a huge crush on Jennifer Jason Leigh when I saw her in the Hitcher for the first time in the mid 90s.

 

[nagant 1895]

I now have an affinity towards dangerous women in leather.

Funny you should say that. I was watching a James Bond marathon and hit puberty about 3 movies in when Bambi and Thumper came on screen. Nothing has been the same since.

 

[Autocrat]

Basic Instinct on VHS

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I was but a young pup when Helen Slater made me think girls might not be that icky.

 

[Sped Xing]

Lindsay Lohan.

Pre meth.

 

[Rancid Flid]

Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard.

And Jane Seymour as Solitaire in Live & Let Die ( Yes, I'm an oldfag Gen X'er )

 

[JamFlowMan]

Found hardcore porn mags under my mom's matress. Think it was around first grade. Thought my mother was a secret pervert for about a decade until my uncle told me they were his.

 

[Easterling]

I found porn flash games on newgrounds at the age of 11, shit just evolved from that really.

 

[a feel]

 

[ES 148]

Nemesis from Resident Evil 3.

 

[PL 001]

....David Duchovny as Mulder. Especially the early episodes when he's wearing glasses

 

[TiggerNits]

Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard.

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And Jane Seymour as Solitaire in Live & Let Die ( Yes, I'm an oldfag Gen X'er )

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This an Susanna Hoffs of the Bangles. I still have a thing for big hair on skinny chicks

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

I rate this thread fag/10.

 

[Michael Dummett]

Spoiler: Blogpost. Ignore if you don't want to read too much bullshit from a sorry sped

My high school physics teacher which is weird because I was like 15 and she's in her 40s-early 50s and married to the school's Calculus teacher. Even though I thought girls were a bit cute beforehand, I didn't fall in love with one until I met her. I always had a half-chub in her classes whenever I saw her face and whenever she was speaking (good thing she didn't see them). In addition, she would always do this cute smile where she would scrunch her face and make the most adorable smile and say things like "Thank you, anon" in the most sing-songy and beautiful voice with the most beautiful crystal blue eyes and sandy blonde hair. Even though I'm a fucking nigger, I could feel my cheeks blushing every time that happened. She also gave me my milquetoast fetishes for smart, nerdy girls with glasses (actually nerdy, not "OMG AREN'T I SUCH A GAMER GURL" nerdy. My physics teacher was a big fan of Star Trek, but she gave off the obvious signs that she was a bit of a nerd, which I always found cute), pious Catholic girls (I forgot to mention that I was at a Catholic school), women with great personalities that are reflected in their physical appearance. I pretty much joined all the clubs that she was the head of and even got involved in a couple of school plays because of her mostly. I felt so bad that I haven't seen her in years. I want to at least catch up with her and ask her how she's been because it's been 5 years since I've graduated and outside my taste in women, she really set me on the path that I'm on now in my math major. I have to at least thank her for that, plus I want to know more about her. Me being an autistic nerd in high school prevented me from reciprocating her platonic affection (she was married so I doubt she wanted me sexually) for me. From what I can recollect, her mother was a divorced, unreligious hippie and she lived with her in Oklahoma when she was growing up, which is weird because she's one of the most pious people I knew. I just want to know more about her because I want to know more about something beautiful. It kinda reminds me of what Kakyoin said about Jotaro's mom in one of the JoJo OVA's "If I were to fall in love with a woman, I would hope that it would be a woman like her." It's why I find incels to be pathetic losers because they clearly are going after sluts when decent enough women do exist, just based off of my virgin ass' experience alone. I'm also jealous as fuck of my Calculus teacher, but I still like him (he's a good dude and treats her right so I have no right to complain other than hormones and loneliness). I unironically wish I was him though. I guess it's just a natural consequence of infatuation with a married woman though.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

....David Duchovny as Mulder. Especially the early episodes when he's wearing glasses

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I could pull that off pretty easily
Brb buying fake glasses

 

[Flake452]

Xena. I started masturbating at 10 but had no idea about orgasms so I would do it for a minute without feeling anything. I thought I was the first person to ever do it.